Never Settle @jaffinch - Tumblr Blog

“Hi, I’m Ezra Miller, and I’m a walking man, a man who knows how to walk.”

“See, here I am walking like a normal walking person. I like to walk a lot, and I’m very good at it.”

“Now I’m finished walking, I like to stand in my ‘I am no longer walking pose.’ It’s the pose I, and many other walking people, like to adopt to signify we have finished walking.”

damnwyverngems

- 番う風、繋いだ手 -

By るなちっく

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jaffinch

Kinda actually turning into a bit of a Cheval fan.

warhammer-40k-fantasy

not even we can’t escape this maymay

warhammer-40k-fantasy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEAAAAAA

feministperalta

I’m so late in the game but RIP vine

apocalypsehigh2

Hitboxes by game

damnwyverngems

natashamaximova

dalishpariah

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

mintzy

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

laysiaprincess

“The staff count as people” has me dead

beesandstarsart

Worked in a coffee shop where I had to be on site for 6am to open at 7am. We had a drop down shutter at the front which we would usually leave open by about maybe half a foot at best until we opened it fully. I was sorting out the coffee machine one morning at about half 6 when some old guy started to crawl under the shutter. I shouted over that we were still closed and he replied ‘I THOUGHT SO BUT FIGURED ID JUST CHECK FIRST’ before worming his way back out. Who does this. Who. Who sees a closed shutter and thinks that its the perfect time to enter???

a-clowder-of-cats

I had a woman swear at me and storm off yelling “WELL I WAS GOING TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY HERE BUT NOW I’LL GO TO *COMPETITOR STORE*”, because I let my colleague in the door at 15 mins before opening time, but wouldn’t let her in too.

We are not OPEN. The tills are TURNED OFF. I physically CANNOT SELL YOU WARES.

jaffinch

There is a reason they set Dawn of the Dead in a shopping mall.

omechanicum-deactivated20180524

FUCK YOUR SOCIAL LIVES I'M GONNA BE AN ELF.

mediumawareness

thinking of starting a hair dye blog, since

1. i dye it the whole time 2. i get pissed off when swatches aren’t accurate and like keeping track of what it really looks like 3. i go on beeunique and i know there are probably a shitload of these blogs on tumblr but hey maybe it’d be fun 4. i dunno….