Life's A Drink

My only coherent thought was YIKES

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story

[becausebirds]

Australian Magpie

[thousand-winters]

@someone-online

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[afeelgoodblog]

who is he talking too?

[solipseismic]

128x128 transparent ibuprofen png for when u and the discord server want to take ibuprofen together

[unaloid]

dont mind if we do!!!

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

[jagged203]

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You know how it is

[lizardsister]

op came from the piss porn universe

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[pothosrays]

crow 714

[todaysbird]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thebigcomed0wn]

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

[jinxpologist]

opened an epub of “unmasking autism: discovering the new faces of neurodiversity” by devon price and got punched in the face by the first paragraph. off to a great start

[jinxpologist]

“Parents or grandparents who themselves have Autism spectrum traits dismiss the child’s complaints, claiming that everybody suffers from the social stress, sensory sensitivities, stomach issues, or cognitive fuzziness they themselves experience.“

this is hysterical to me because i read out a list of autism traits to my mother while fighting to get assessed and she said “well if that’s autism then i’m autistic too” with a straight fucking face

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]