Incorrect Strike Team Delta Quotes

Using the timestone to go back to the 2012-2014 Strike Team Delta Era

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Natasha: Tony does have a point.

Tony: Don’t agree with me, it makes me uncomfortable.

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Yelena: *Carrying all the groceries in both arms*

Kate: *Reaches out to help*

Yelena: *Switches all the groceries to one arm to holds Kate’s hand*

Kate: that’s not what I- ok

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Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

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Steve: I don't know, we all just kind of thought you were dating... Clint: Why would you think that? Bruce: You always finish each other's sentences. Natasha, sighing: That's not romance, that's wanting to have the last word.

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Clint: Coulson kicked me off the mission for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "Barton". Natasha: That’s just your name. Clint: Yeah but you didn't hear his tone.

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Melina: I’m still on the letter Natasha sent about life in America. with the Avengers. It’s like 25 pages. Alexei: I like Yelena’s better, it’s short and to the point. “Hi Dad, send money.”

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Phil: Romanoff, how long do you estimate this task will take? Natasha: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Phil: And if I made Barton help? Natasha: Oh an hour and a half at least!

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Kate: We make a pretty great team. Yelena: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

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Bad guy, holding a gun: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna shoot you!

Natasha, unphased: Mhm.

Bad guy: I will!

Natasha: Okay.

Bad guy: *grips gun tighter*

Natasha: *raises eyebrows*

Bad guy:

Natasha: Do you want me to pull the trigger??

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At the Zoo

Yelena: So what are they in for?

Kate: Yelena, this isn’t a prison.

Yelena: So they can leave?

Kate: Well I mean... not exact-

Yelena: *Points to a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.

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Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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Yelena: Barton come here.

Clint: Why?

Yelena: Just come here.

Clint: No, you're gonna hit me...

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Clint: I'm exhausted, Laura and I were up until 3am with the baby.

Natasha: Why would you keep the baby up that late?

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Phil: You know what I realized today? I'm not even stressed out about our line of work anymore. The amount of stress I undergo every second of every day is solely because of you two. You two are the only cause of my never-ending stress.

Natasha:

Clint: Does that mean we win??

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Clint: And Yelena, thanks for the cooperation.

Yelena: For the record, I did not cooperate.

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Bad guy: What's your names?

Kate, whispering: Do I tell them my real name?

Yelena: No.

Kate: Alright! I'm... Yelena Belova...

Yelena: ...

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Yelena: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Kate: And people don't?

Yelena: No.