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drst

I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this before, it’s still true.

weloveshortvideos

dajo42

unlovde

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

socialistsephardi

soupsmell

meladoodle

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

lev-myszkin

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

oddfilmstills

the last unicorn (1982)

instead of spending so much time assuring other people that “asexuals can have sex to please their partner” why don’t we spend time assuring asexuals that they are under no obligation to have sex with their partners to please them, and that if their partner cant respect their sexuality, they don’t deserve them.

trapcard

all i’m saying is that if you are gonna be unfleeked out hella af you should just stop finna reach on some real tea shit :/

erickr8

Whatttttt

trapcard

omfg sis i’m tellin you’yall that if you fining to wylin out to AT LEAST turn up af at the function junction before you twerk litty what’s good she did that!!!

antiandrogen

Ok but who are you to be finna tell someone else how to litfully twerk af and get live af with their fleeked out hunties if you don’t even spill that oolong in your own cup? practice what u finna try and preach sis…

trapcard

UMMMM listen up huntressis if you would naenaed the fleek’t out your sassy frassy EARS you would have turnterstood that I the kween yaaaas gaga was simply saying to read the tea and not spill the shade BEFORE you stop fuckin lyin mmmmomg fuck outta here

pepsiprincesa

im literally going to jump out a car door

juuliaroberts

How can you #jump out the car bb when suddenly the #car is you boo? Gon jump then hunty okur? Hit that pavement affffffffffff with your unfleeked ass. Binch get DRAGGED henny while I gag watching from the sidewalk of Tea Aveneauxxx and Serving LQQKS Way, bb. I’m tired.

misakiblossom

Can someone provide a proper English translation to whatever the fuck has been said here?

saiasus

Noah fence mawma bich werk yo yath ass tryna cum for me but not todae miss thang spill em arizona piss ice tea with ginseng serving with antire tuna on the plater while giving legs for days …. ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿OKKKURRRRRR?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ #bich b consersate while being shady roots shady grown at the gigs #why yALL tryna be cute?

erdumodel

is it weird if i actually understand this conversation

trapcard

considering it’s complete gibberish then yeah

aerosorceress

this is what yt ppl legit sound like when they try to “”“Talk Black”“” like… stop. u makin a fool out of urself and it don’t make sense. if u think this post don’t apply to u… ding dong u r wrong

american-auror-story

And here I was concerned I was having a stroke

yellellebelle

I say: I’m okay.

What I really mean: Get the hell out of here with this 13th zodiac bullshit. My sign isn’t changing because of some random assholes thinking to themselves “hmm let’s fuck shit up” No! I won’t stand for this! I’m still whatever sign and element I am! Plus, having the Ophiuchus in the list would fuck up all the elements. There are 3 earth (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo), 3 air (Aquarius, Libra, Gemini), 3 water (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio), and 3 fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius). Ok? Adding a new one would unbalance the elements. You don’t unbalance the elements.