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liirios9

Skyes

#ace attorney #ema skye #lana skye #lana and ema

pulsingvoid

riling up the single most rigid woman in town both professionally and sexually and then calling her a dog with a boner

#deadloch

pietriarchy

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

loremerchant

taragrimface

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

sapiosexualmcride

this the video you’re talking about?

#the second one went on for so much longer than i thought it would #gaming

skintartan

HOLOCENE

BLUEPRINTS: Of course. There is a room *behind* this one, locked within your former double's head.

Holocene is probably my favorite character in the game. Had an absurd amount of fun painting this one - all the textures, lines, dotted patterns, splashes and little details.

#zero parades #sorry holocene i had to be an awful person #i felt soooo bad about recruiting KINDRED and the game gives me a nice easy way to backtrack on it with our boy here but #CASCADE: had to do it to her again #I don't know what the endgame fully entails but we are a fuckup spy of course I am picking the people i have the most feelings about while #knowing I'm probably ruining their lives #(again)

nixdialo

I just realized that Lucien never really called any of the nein by their names, only Beau. I wonder if it's because he doesn’t know (and couldn't be bothered to ask) or he does know their names but hates Beau enough to the point he respects her a bit to use her name.

#sorry this is really funny if that's the case...#absolutely i think he was going to be super principled about never calling any of them by their names but then beau was so fucking annoying #he slipped #critical role

As fun as it still was to hang out with the gals again, I'm afraid that Hacks S5 was truly the weakest season of the whole show :(

#like S4 > S3 > S2 > S1 > S5 which is truly tragic #don't get me wrong I had this thought even before the plot of the last episode which I found very annoyingly unneccessary #me and the co-watcher were entirely baffled by the MSG climax. wdym randy doesn't monitor stubhub movement. what do you mean MSG analytics #don't monitor it #what do you mean they don't simply open the show for free at MSG that night like it's a densely populated region and doors probably opened #2 hours before deborah was set to go on stage. whipping that operation into shape would've been way more entertaining than central park #wow wait i can't believe they have me rooting for MSG over central park #hacks #ok so yes the last two episodes had those annoyances but i think the fundamental problem of s5 was that it stopped digging into #the work #for example #s4 is about their connection and betrayal and anger yes #but it's still about the question of: how do you make a good late-night show? what does it mean to do so? can you even?#in way that I a person who does not care about late night shows at all really enjoyed #s5 should've devoted more time to the content of Deborah's set and/or Ava's show #my co-watcher and I went wait...we didn't hear a single joke of Deborah's MSG set...bad...#uh. we did both entirely lose our minds at the fake dating episode though. the things kelly and monica must think #the gossip that must be flowing among the california celesbians #jaggedwolf rambles #mine #unfortunate because i thought they were sure to stick the landing here #and the delightfully goofy paris->vegas transition would've still worked! alas!

pllgiffing

#lowkey one of my favorite moments of the episode #hanna is having a whole-ass breakdown on the other side of mona and meanwhile emily #has questions about mona's hair and does not care about boundaries in getting an answer #probably not pam fields-approved behavior for tea time you know but here we are in the dollhouse #pll #emily fields #and spencer's face bwahaha #I completely forgot poor hanna goes directly from jail to the dollhouse

noknowshame

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

#lmao

221brownstone

Introducing Holmes The revolutionary sleep aid that is simply Elementary!

This individual is a paid actor. Warning: wakeups will be abrupt, annoying, and unpleasant. May cause crime solving, bee keeping, and a hatred of the violin.

#elementary