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here's the first photo Daddy posted of just me on his Facebook ( www.tinyurl.com/JaggerOnDaddysFacebook ) !!! (at Chandler Arizona, U.S.A)

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daddy is my daddy! (at Chandler Arizona, U.S.A)

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*** CAPTION *** I WAS #born ... I AM #ALIVE !!! I'm really sorry about the delay in letting you all know. Some people like to say, #IWasntBornYesterday , but I actually was so I hope you can cut me some slack! #May262014 !!! Here's Daddy holding and kissing me for the first time!!! (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital Lund Family Birth Center)

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*** CAPTION *** Sorry Mommy & Daddy about that whole #InductionGels thing last night and delivering me vis-á-vis an induction . Yep, I was a no show. I must admit, I was having #SecondThoughts . I mean, I am quite cozy here in Mommy's womb after all as it offers a comforting feeling, a #JeNeSaisQuoi if you will , that I presuppose I just won't get anywhere else. That being said, I have taken the liberty of exercising my first, big ( and most legendary ) decision and will just stay put for right now. I'm just gonna #HangOut in here a while longer, but not to fret #IllGetBackToYouOnThat . It is a holiday weekend and I'm hoping to listen to some #reggae like Daddy ( who has worked with four of #BobMarley 's 5, musician sons shooting film and photography for his media business ) and enjoy a nice, #ReggaeSunday like him. Who knows, maybe I'll even #MakeAnAppearance on #MemorialDay and wear Grandpa #Rubalcaba 's ( #VictorRubalcaba ) USArmy vet dogtags for the holiday and forever be a #40Weeks baby and never get to 41. Daddy, I'm glad you and Mommy are keeping a sense of humor about it. I like your Facebook post referencing the movie #SleeplessInSeattle and calling yesterday's efforts "Baby-less In Baby-lon". Haha! Toodles for now! (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)

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*** CAPTION *** #HaHaHa Daddy ... #VeryFunny . Telling all of your friends on your Facebook that your #pooped and need a break as you relax and Mommy and my bed in the hospital. C'mon... #GiveMeABreak I've been crowded in here in the dark, swimming in and drinking liquid like a fish. I hope my #coccyx / #tailbone continued along the evolutionary trajectory as anticipated and it didn't remain a primordial tail! Talk about my #lips possibly being full like #MickJagger ....what if I have full-fledged #FishLips instead !!!?? #40Weeks #BabyBump problems (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)

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*** CAPTION *** #SantaMaria ( that's Italian for #DiosMio / #ForTheLoveOfGod ) !!! Stop poking that sharp #thingamajig you call #prostaglandin, #InductionGels towards my head by Mommy's cervix. You know I'm not breached and am perfectly positioned head down. I want outta here too, in fact much more than you do...it's dark in here and the tap water ( my own urine from all the amniotic fluid you keep making me drink ) sucks and is starting to get old !!! I may have to escalate #TheSituation and "complain to upper management" on this one !!! Y'all deserve a #ThreeStooges " #WhyIOughta ". #40Weeks people...40, long, hard weeks !!! (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)

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*** CAPTION *** QUESTION : Is there a #DoctorInTheHouse ??? ANSWER : a resounding YES !!! Her name is #TiffanyJackson from #MomDocMidwives , she is our #midwive and arrived not long ago ( #InTheHouse ) to our #LaborAndDelivery room at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. What does this mean for me? That I'm #LateToTheParty !!! :( It looks like so much fun, even Tiffany is going #thug and throwing up a #PeaceSign ! Daddy says that Tiffany is the number one competitor/ biggest threat with he and Mommy to be the be the first to touch me. Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I just want out already !!!??? #40weeks (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)

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*** CAPTION *** Dang, Daddy's #GotMyBack ... I am #official ! Today is my official due date as Mommy is at #40weeks , but I'm not even "here" yet and Daddy filed a #NoticeOfClaimOfPaternity with the Arizona Department of Health Services, Office of Vital Records just now !!! He said in a film to me that unlike #MichaelJackson who once said #TheKidIsNotMySon" in the song " #BillyJean ", that he is, in fact, the #ProudFather and claims me preemptively! Thanks Daddy now I can come into this world knowing who my peeps are! #ILoveYou and Mommy too and can't wait to see you both "faccia-a-faccia" ( that's Italian for "face-to-face " ) hopefully tonight on #May242014 after our first attempts at #induction !!! *** Love, your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, J.J. *** *** *** (at Scottsdale, Arizona)

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*** CAPTION *** Dang, Daddy's #GotMyBack ... I am #official ! Today is my official due date as Mommy is at #40weeks , but I'm not even "here" yet and Daddy filed a #NoticeOfClaimOfPaternity with the Arizona Department of Health Services, Office of Vital Records just now !!! He said in a film to me that unlike #MichaelJackson who once said #TheKidIsNotMySon" in the song " #BillyJean ", that he is, in fact, the #ProudFather and claims me preemptively! Thanks Daddy now I can come into this world knowing who my peeps are! #ILoveYou and Mommy too and can't wait to see you both "faccia-a-faccia" ( that's Italian for "face-to-face " ) hopefully tonight on #May242014 after our first attempts at #induction !!! *** Love, your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, J.J. *** *** *** (at Scottsdale, Arizona)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my #38weeks Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert ER)

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*** CAPTION *** Jeez Louise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st Mother's Day , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy today from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #ER at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintJustWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions...through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs + to 200+ as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)

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*** CAPTION *** #JeezLouise !!! As a #GrowingBoy packed like a sardine in my Mommy's tummy, 6 1/2 pounds + and growing, one would only hope and pray that ( and I assert that ) I am well within my rights to take last Saturday off and stop kicking. Moreover, I wanted to give Mommy a little rest on her 1st MothersDay , but I stand misunderstood and my futile efforts were apparently in vain. So Mommy enlists Daddy from his on-call duties and before you know it, I'm in the #EmergencyRoom at #MercyGilbert hospital in #Gilbert , Arizona. I'll just let the facts speaks for themselves, because this lil' #cowboy #AintWhistlingDixie ... Make no mistake, these aren't some wimpy #BraxtonHicks contractions they are the real deal...honest-to-goodness, bonafide minute-long, protracted, ready-to-pop contractions through and through. What's more? My heart rate went from the usual, 150 BPMs to over 200 as RN Lori showed you !!! Yes, I am #AliveAndKicking . Take a #ChillPill M&D !!! Love your ( first ) baby (first ) boy, Jagger John (at Mercy Gilbert Hospital)