✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* @garish - Tumblr Blog

emo heron in boots

#thank u tumblr search for showing me this post #i didn’t find what i was actually looking for but this might be better

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

feralratbitesu

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

#YEA….#this is honestly my biggest reason for not wearing makeup #i wear like idk eyeshadow and blush 3 times a year and every time i’m like whyyyy now i can’t rub my eyes

posthumousprincessparts

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

posthumousprincessparts

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

posthumousprincessparts

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

basedhighsenberg

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

petiteclover

JAMES DEAN on location while filming Rebel Without a Cause | 1955

my brother is telling me how he’s been using chatgpt to plan his work lunches and how i should use it to plan mine too (bc i have arfid and only eat a limited number of foods) and i’m barely suppressing the urge to kill us both for him merely suggesting that to me out loud

#he’s not the kind of person that listens to anything other than what he wants to hear #so i can’t even make a point against it bc he’s Always Right #i just had to vaguely nod and go Uh Huh with as little contempt as i could manage

theehorsepusssy

iamoutofideas

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

boytransmission

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.