Fuck you I'm from TEXAS

This is where I tell you about me. Yes that's me in the avatar.

[storybookhawke]

Me: bites into chip very quietly

Dog:

[earthdad]

i suck titties like i put on pants

[zackisontumblr]

one leg at a time…?

[earthdad]

one leg at a time

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[raito-taco]

When you accidentally let your child know you’re a furry

[the-memedaddy]

[veryfunnymemes]

[zepz]

[zepz]

[punibaby]

[slimeysnailfriends]

pat shell gently and receive slime

[thank-goodness-its-friday]

11/10 product design

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[speckster]

A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D 

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

Bdsm with standards.

[unclefather]

[wilwheaton]

[babes-with-freckles]

I think she needs to spend more time topless

[interiorsdesigned]

Designsoftheinterior 💎

[sensuality-n-randomness-deactiv]

🅢&🅡

[catchymemes]

[gallowhill]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn6XM9ABdui/

[tdcenter123]

Selena could, bust a move.

[carnival-phantasm]