Nonsense-spewing mum of two

[speckster]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[megamanfour]

How Marvel thinks teens talk: Oh crud, this is sooooo not #woke

How teens actually talk: Gun to your head would you rather fuck Piccolo or Vegeta

[dragonballheritageposts]

Dragon ball heritage post

[speckster]

The Uncle Rad my kids are growing up with vs The Uncle Rad I grew up with

[yeowangies]

The monologue about the cerulean sweater in the devil wears prada is superior to every other monologue, including the to be or not to be from hamlet

[averagebiboy]

You ever just wanna fuck?

[segamascott]

not really

[lacetulle]

Almée Couture | Spirit of the Forgotten

[wgm-beautiful-world]

Belle Epoque pearls and diamonds brooch

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Otps/Pairings: Harvey Kinkle & Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina The Teenage Witch) “Harvey digs Sabrina. Look on the back. 12:36? That's what time it was when we first spoke in the cafeteria, on your first day at school. Oh, Harvey, it's perfect. No, you're perfect."

[speckster]

Feel like pure shit just want her back

[chic-a-gigot]

L'Art et la mode, no. 42, vol. 34, 18 octobre 1913, Paris. Robe de tulle vert toute scintillante de paillettes vertes et "clair de lune”, sur fond de charmeuse "paon". Cordon de vison au corsage piqué d’un camélia. Création de Bourniche. Imp. L. Lafontaine, Paris. Bibliothèque nationale de France

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[rockandrollpicsandthings]

Kate Bush, poster from swiss magazine POP, 1978

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Putting these on the shelf above my bed so they can heckle me while I have sex

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Bend over? More like I wish it was over! ahahahaha”

“She wants you to pull her hair? I’ve been pulling my hair out this whole time! ahahahaha”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Wow that guy’s really hard… Hard to watch! ahahaha”

[dissonant-aria]

"You're cuming? Well I'm going. Ahahhahaha"

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

*Me sitting down to write smut.*

But first! We must thoroughly understand this man's fractured and devastated sense of self. Only then can we truly appreciate how connected he feels to her while finger-banging the soul from her body.

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...