It’s Called Selfcare

Anni. 25. Slytherin.

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[finns-poe]

The Force brought us together…

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[yennciri]

Coming up is a song that manages to be both feminist and antifeminist at the same time.

[vices-aand-virtues]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Greg:

Josh:

Daryl:

Nathaniel:

Valencia:

Heather:

Hector:

White Josh:

Paula:

And of course, Rebecca:

[darthanckin]

“I’m Draco Malfoy, I’m Draco, I’m on your side!“

[weltenwellen]

Anis Mojgani, In the Pockets of Small Gods

[weaver-z]

The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make PB&J sandwiches every lunch break. Jedi can only have one Padawan at a time? Bad news, I’m a fucking Sith and I have a gaggle of ten radical, problematic orphans who are my personal apprentices and they all rock. 

[greedyfather]

i’ve never seen a star wars movie but hearing that the good guys can’t have sex is the funniest and most absurd thing. darth vader is wanted for the crime of being a thotty. if he breathes thru his space helmet he a THOT

[nyanbinyuri]

you joke but thats literally the main reason he left the jedi order

[babyanimalgifs]

Baby animals are just so cute

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@jaimestark

[arandomthot]

An interesting perspective to consider

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“Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day.” - Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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[ageofultron]

sir can u pls not

[scerek]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)