snart

i’m gay and unfortunately i continue to post things

[plasmalogical]

L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth

[prozac-archive]

ants when that one ant fails to bring enough food in for the colony

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[satyriconmp3]

can't believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people

[satyriconmp3]

your mind

[zooophagous]

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

[visual-infinity]

Tagging and blood tests for bison. Just to give you an idea of how big they are, this male weighs around 3,000 lbs

[byelacey]

holy shit, how big is the bison then

[finalbarbiegirl]

Enough about girl bosses what about girl losers. Girls who do absolutely nothing.

[aroundmeblackbats]

can we weaponize comfort already? 

a lot of places have a culture that valorizes never sleeping and not eating right and not taking breaks and stuff like that. 

fuck that. I want like

look at how comfortable and well rested I am. I am well-nourished, I take bubble baths, and I have a good work-life balance. 

self-care has made me strong. has running yourself into the ground made you strong?

I will destroy you. and then I will have a pleasant lunch.

can we weaponize that?

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

This is the most metal self-care post I’ve seen in a while.

[feenyxblue]

The world told me to hate myself; I realized the greatest act of rebellion was to love myself

[funnytwittertweets]

[muumitonlaakso]

[evergrace2]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

TIRED: sang-woo's immoral actions in squid game were a result of a ruthless economic system and life-or-death situation in which selfishness is the best path to success

WIRED: business majors are just like that

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[sufficientlylargen]

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

[captainkevinriley]

[alphacrone]

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

it’s fat fuck friday

[super-affection]

mr. boombastic

[coolxatu]

meanwhile in a different dimension…

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

skinny bitch sunday……..

[molags-balls]

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

[beastpower615]

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.