Masked Angel @jak32012 - Tumblr Blog

Anxiety Gif Master Post

Hi! I keep these on my computer and I wanted to make this post for someone… Feel free to add sources - I don’t have them :)

Breathe in and out with this box

Follow the brush with your eyes

“Press” this button

Follow the brush with your eyes (again)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Okay, am I the only one that hears the pages turning when looking at the book gif?

feistiest

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

feistiest

PLUS THIS SCENE?

feistiest

AND THIS????

sindri42

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

missharleenfquinzel

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

missharleenfquinzel

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

missharleenfquinzel

HOEHIBITION

momworries

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

libr-tumbl-alternative

NSFW ban fail

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

bialphadude

Yep!

/BAD/

thesweetestsins

Riddle me this, tumblr supposedly got rid of all ‘NSFW’ content (which wasn’t the problem). Yet, porn bots/spam blogs are still following me, how nice. NOT.

fulminata2

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.

auckie

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

thinkherenow

There is some generalizable wisdom here.

altruisticartistry

For those unaware because staff isn’t saying it

Tumblr was deemed too full of inappropriate content to be allowed to be downloaded from the app store.

It has this “inappropriate” problem because of rampant porn ad bot accounts. The old solutions were bots to detect image sets with nsfw content, the automatically enabled safe mode, tag filtering for mobile, and wide takedowns of nsfw bots based on words used (that’s why their messages are full of numbers and symbols, to evade this)

Tumblr released their own bot supposedly capable of wiping the ad bots, but it’s taking down many popular blogs, possibly due to sheer amounts of posting or sheer amounts of ad bots in their notes. This bot was likely rushed to be put out.

You are more likely to be accidentally flagged if you post external links, as well. If your acct is taken down you CAN get it back, but it’s a pain. E-mail tumblr support for help with this. It takes down side blogs with the main ones.

I’ll be halting art posts for about a week or until this problem is fixed.

EDIT (11/19) : Tumblr released a statement a few hours after I put this out explaining that the nature of their audit was for manually submitted child pornography that was likely original in nature, as their filter checking against known existing CP was failing to catch what was being uploaded. My bad. I assumed the main issue was the porn bots since they’ve become exceedingly resilient lately and are cropping up faster than ever. I wouldn’t be surprised if that is another issue that they’re tackling during this time, but the blame is less so on them.

I’ve also been told that the actual account “purges” were an errant glitch that happened to be running around the same time, but it is coinciding around the same time as the links issue and the rapid disappearance of bots during the audit, so I’m really not sure on that piece. Take care folks

2nd edit (11/22) : since I’m still getting flooded with replies / notes saying “OP it’s about CP” or “no we don’t know why this is happening, wait for staff” : edited that original post a few hours day-of, before we got word from Staff about it. I know. If you don’t know, here’s the Staff statement everyone is referencing :

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360012260613-November-16-2018-Issues-with-the-iOS-app

(supposedly being updated as Staff works on the problem but it’s been a few days)

basalt-dnd

A quick rolling table for clothing, based on clothing from the medieval and renaissance period. Yes, there is the possibility of wearing no shirt and two vests on the first page. Yes that was somewhat intentional. I think I’m funny at 2 am.

prozdvoices

detective pikachu

akamatthewmurdock

keybladesoras

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

dollsahoy

Here’s the full trailer.

Wut.

bogleech

I wasn’t even a little kid for pokemon and the little kid in me is jumping up and down about this ridiculous super-american cg pokemon comedy.

bunjywunjy

oh my god this looks like SO MUCH FUN

jadednerd99

yourplayersaidwhat

Healer: “No! We are not setting them on fire or pulling out their fingernails! Stop that! Just leave, I’ll handle this.” Captive: “Wow, thanks, they were kind of terrifying.” H: “Yeah they can be idiots. So, you wanna talk yet, or?” C: “No, I don’t plan on it.” H: “*Deep sigh* Well, I warned you there would be consequences if you didn’t talk.” As she proceeds to stab them in the shoulder with a knife.“ C: “OW HOLY FUCK! What the HELL weren’t you just telling them off for threatening to hurt me?” H: “Oh, no, I don’t mind hurting you, I just don’t want to leave any permanent damage. After all, I don’t want to kill you and I can stitch that up when you talk, I can’t regrow your nails.” She then wipes the bloodied blade on the guy’s shirt. H: “The sooner you talk, the sooner I can patch that up and give you some pain meds, and I’ve got the Good Stuff™.” Gunner: “Wow, you have managed to be both good cop and bad cop.”

sixpenceee

What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)

space-is-out-there

Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho :/

Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT

Me watching it get to the full picture:

OH MY GOD?!?!?!

4gifs

yuzupool

i’ve been comprimised

dvas-mech-deactivated20160528

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

kreature-ofthenight

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

tree-of-blue-squirrel

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

kirkspocks

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.