Is there something I can get you?
I'd really like some curly fries.
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@jake-yates
Is there something I can get you?
I'd really like some curly fries.
You were never that good anyways.
I was a legend, bro.
That’s not very nice…
That's what I said.
Was this football autographed?
No, but I still liked it.
Too bad for you. Kids this days…
They need some fuckin' manners.
What are you going to do about it?
Yell at them, probably.
Some little kid stole my football.
Hopefully someone had the sense to tell you not to eat the yellow snow.
I wasn't that stupid.
Oh, don’t bother asking me why or anything. It’s not like I deserve it.
You can tell me, not wait for me to fucking ask.
So, I’d rather not.
Well, okay then.
I'm trying to make conversation here.
And…?
I did it until I was 10.
I remember when I was 5, and I thought it was okay to go outside with a spoon and eat the snow.
Essentially, yes. You’re still a dick. But I promise not to bring guys back to your house.
If you do, just give me a heads up so I can stay downstairs or something.
I’m a vampire again, my brother killed me. Your turn.
My girlfriend kissed someone else, so you win in terms of shittiness.
A deep dark place I won’t tell anyone about. [laughs] You’re such a dick.
In other words, my soul. Just spitting the truth here.
I don’t know… I just… I hate this. But appreciate the nice words.
I'm pulling them from a deep, dark place. Look at it this way; you can finally have sex with hotter people.