yates.

Jake Yates || 19 || Werewolf

[slayershaykittinger-deactivated]

Is there something I can get you?

[jake-yates]

I'd really like some curly fries.

[gdiamy]

You were never that good anyways.

[jake-yates]

I was a legend, bro.

[motherscarlett]

That’s not very nice…

[jake-yates]

That's what I said.

[damiengriffin-deactivated201606]

Was this football autographed?

[jake-yates]

No, but I still liked it.

[imnot--thatheartless]

Too bad for you. Kids this days…

[jake-yates]

They need some fuckin' manners.

[gottenaway]

What are you going to do about it?

[jake-yates]

Yell at them, probably.

[jake-yates]

Some little kid stole my football.

[deathcannot-blog]

Hopefully someone had the sense to tell you not to eat the yellow snow.

[jake-yates]

I wasn't that stupid.

[officerandrews-blog]

Oh, don’t bother asking me why or anything. It’s not like I deserve it.

[jake-yates]

You can tell me, not wait for me to fucking ask.

[officerandrews-blog]

So, I’d rather not.

[jake-yates]

Well, okay then.

[officerandrews-blog]

[jake-yates]

I'm trying to make conversation here.

[officerandrews-blog]

And…?

[jake-yates]

I did it until I was 10.

[jake-yates]

I remember when I was 5, and I thought it was okay to go outside with a spoon and eat the snow.

[mysweetcherrypie]

Essentially, yes. You’re still a dick. But I promise not to bring guys back to your house.

[jake-yates]

If you do, just give me a heads up so I can stay downstairs or something.

[imnot--thatheartless]

I’m a vampire again, my brother killed me. Your turn.

[jake-yates]

My girlfriend kissed someone else, so you win in terms of shittiness.

[mysweetcherrypie]

A deep dark place I won’t tell anyone about. [laughs] You’re such a dick.

[jake-yates]

In other words, my soul. Just spitting the truth here.

[mysweetcherrypie]

I don’t know… I just… I hate this. But appreciate the nice words.

[jake-yates]

I'm pulling them from a deep, dark place. Look at it this way; you can finally have sex with hotter people.