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"Fuck you and everything that you think you know. If you don't step outside the things that you believe, they're gonna kill you." ㅤpfp: @qrasshole

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[lovecoreheartcore]

source

[churomo]

happy pride month lightkeepers

[bedupolker]

She should be at the club

Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there

Meanwhile not at the club:

[bowelfly]

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

[bedupolker]

shrew girls after just ONE mezcal worm:

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[teaboot]

I will forever maintain that genuine fortune-telling and psychic medium junk is a load of bull, but as a person who owns tarot decks and regularly uses them as a tool for self-reflection I also have to admit that it does kind of work for that and it's very very funny when it does

Once I laid out some cards before I left the house and couldn't figure out an interpretation of the symbolism that made sense outside of "stop focusing and pay attention", which was of course absurd, so I was puzzling over that all the way to my bus stop and was so distracted the whole time that I walked face-first into a massive fucking spiderweb

[teaboot]

It always hits so good

[1o9]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

781.64

funk

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

@kittybroker how much for this funky fella?

[kittybroker]

This funky fella ferociously grabbing shareholders with a stunning performance! This funk engine now going for only $87.50!

[dootingmachine]

This is a high health, high damage, high magic enemy. The Funk Engine’s only fault, one it shares most units of this variety, is its very high cost. Funk Engines would win any fair fight put in front of them, which only invited unfair ones.

[littleguysdaily]

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[jet-grind]

[bearie]

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: on a date with death

requested by: anonymous

[naotarou]

[freneticwolf]

My dad's a pilot so I understand the stress, Fox McCloud...

[sunclown]

Early sunsets over Mornoeville

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving