Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal

[jakegyllen-haal]

Text: You know I need to be talked straight to. Text: I"m not okay with this! It's not fair! Text: He's doing okay. Some other stuff has sprung up, and we are trying to deal with it. But like father like son he's a stubborn asshole sometimes. Text: Soon we are getting there. Someday. Someday we'll have a third child of our own and a fourth for me.

[text] I do know this about you. 

[text] I hear you, man. It’s a shame they can’t just stay small and innocent forever. 

[text] I’m sorry to hear that, I hope everything works out real soon. Of all the qualities you could have passed onto him, you picked stubborn and assholishness? 

[text] Still waiting for you to name me Godfather but... no pressure.

@iamactuallyironfuckingman

[jakegyllen-haal]

Text: Wow. Low blow there but. True. Still low but true. Text: I"m doing fantastic. My three children are still growing and I"m not okay with any of this. Text: Indio finally moved back in from being with his mother after the whole drug charges and rehab. Text: Avri is growing like a weed and Exton? He's his own little dude.

[text] You know I have to give it to you straight.

[text] They grow up too damn fast, don’t they? 

[text] How is Indio doing now? Everything going well? 

[text] You haven’t talked the lady into a fourth yet? 

@iamactuallyironfuckingman

[jakegyllen-haal]

Text: Seeing you with ferrets almost makes me want to make Susan let me get one. Text: Also how the fuck are you? I feel like I haven't spoken to you in forever.

[text] She is never going to go for that. They are expert escape artists, imagine her waking up to it in bed in the middle of the night? 

[text] I take that back. It wouldn’t be so different from waking up to you. She might go for it after all. 

[text] Well, it’s been a long damn time. I’m great man, how the hell are you? 

@iamactuallyironfuckingman

[dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202]

[jakegyllen-haal]

[Text: Rach]: London is great. I've always loved it here. Haha. It rains sometimes. The weather hasn't been too bad. [Text] Oh. Ha. I don't know. I mean, if you want to.. I don't know what you have going on..

[text] It rains every time I’m there, I don’t think I’ve ever visited during a dry spell. 

[text] Nothing so much as that I can’t make some time for you. 

[cswanxo]

What ever happened to Pokemon Go? I mean, last summer when it came out, it was the world’s newest addiction and you heard about it literally everywhere you went. Now, it seems like it just disappeared off the face of the earth. Did everyone actually catch them all? Or did they give up and find better ways to use their free time? I’m going with the latter here, but I like to think there are Pokemon masters out in the world, proud of their accomplishments.

[jakegyllen-haal]

I think it’s temporarily on hold while all of the diehards are nursing their wounds from all of the accidents they had while chasing them around the streets. 

[eatsleepravetinseldad-blog]

I really need to hire someone to tell me no whenever I start craving shit. I’m working on music, I don’t need to eat a full cheesecake.

[jakegyllen-haal]

I disagree, I think you need the cheesecake to fuel your musical ability.

[fftbdtbd]

My friend says he won’t go out with me if I wear my pink onesie. I’m pretty sure I don’t need that negativity in my life.

[jakegyllen-haal]

You definitely do not. If you want to wear your pink onesie then dammit, you strut. 

[emmykinne]

When you can’t choose between Jurassic World or Suicide Squad so you just decide to watch both because you honestly have nothing else to do with your life.

[jakegyllen-haal]

You know what you should do? Move two TV’s into the same room and put one movie on each set and watch them both at the same time. 

[jakegyllen-haal]

[Text: Rach] Always. ;) [Text] Glad to hear it. I'm good, thanks. I'm in London filming right now, but I'm coming up on a break....

[text] How is London? Is it raining? 

[text] You left that very open ended, is this where I suggest we spend time together on your break? 

[jakegyllen-haal]

[Text: Rach] You silly. I mean it in the best of ways, of course. How are you?

[text] You’d better. 

[text] I’m good, how are you? 

[jakegyllen-haal]

[Text: Rach] Hey. I miss you. Crazy man. :P

[text] Who are you calling crazy? 

[selgcmez]

Finally started Christmas shopping for others that aren’t in my family, alright, for people who aren’t my mother. With that being said, if you’re on my list of people to buy for because I love you, start sending me ideas because I am epically failing. 

[jakegyllen-haal]

Wait - you mean that we’re actually supposed to make purchases for more than just our mothers? 

[chriscrossw-deactivated20200604]

No, I will not say it again. I’ve reach my daily limit.

[jakegyllen-haal]

Say it like you mean it - come on. 

[emmantary-watson-deactivated201]

To stay in LA for Christmas and spend it with friends and fly my parents out or head back to Scotland? 

[jakegyllen-haal]

Anywhere that you can have friends and family together is always the best choice.

[jakegyllen-haal]

supgustin :        

Awesome, so we have that in common. Orange is disgusting, I don’t like any candy orange flavored.

Oranges even as themselves may be my least favorite thing. Although - they do give us orange juice so I guess they aren’t all bad. 

[jakegyllen-haal]

annakendrink47 :         

I will join forces with the universe! You’ll end up loving the yellow ones, Jakey. Don’t play with me here. 

You’re setting yourself up to be disappointed here, Anna.