I'M BACK!!!!
Hi all!! I have offically gotten access to this account back!!!
I do plan to continue to use @jakekernerkazansky as my main moving forward!!!

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@jakekazansky
I'M BACK!!!!
Hi all!! I have offically gotten access to this account back!!!
I do plan to continue to use @jakekernerkazansky as my main moving forward!!!
Restarted my animal crossing island and I am once again addicted to this game
I think I’m finally done putting up Christmas lights
AO3 Etiquette -UPDATED
Based on both decent and not so decent replies, I have made some changes to my original post below.
It would seem a whole new kind of AO3 reader/writer is emerging and it is becoming clear not everyone quite understands how the website community works. Here is some basic guidance on how most people expect you to go about using AO3 to keep this a fun community archive that funtions correctly:
As well as likes, kudos is for when the story was interesting enough to make you finish reading. If it sucked or was badly written, you probably left. If you finished it, you liked it - so kudos.
If you really liked it, you should try to comment. It can be long and detailed or a literal keysmash. Writers don't care, we just love comments.
No critisism unless the author has specifically asked or agreed to hear it (so use your notes to say if you want some constructive feedback). Even constructive critisism is a no-no unless an author note tells you it's okay. No, posting it online is not an open invitation for that. Many people write as a fun hobby or a way to cope with, among other things, insecurity and just want to share. Don't ruin that for them. I've seen so many authors just stop writing coz they can't handle the negative emotions the critism brings, and it's only meant to be a fun thing shared for free (pointing out tagging errors is not included in this).
Do not comment to ask the author to write/update something else. It's tacky and off-putting and will probably have the opposite effect than the one you want.
There is no algorithm, it's an archive. Use the search and filter function to add/remove the pairings/characters/tropes etc. you want to read about and it will find you the fics that fit the bill.
For this to work, writers must tag and rate stories. This avoids readers finding the wrong things and missing the stuff they want. I don't care how cringy that trope is in your eyes - it gets tagged.
The tag exception is if you don't want to tag a million things or spoil your story, you can rate it as "chose not to use warnings," and maybe tag the bare minimum.
Don't censor tags. How can someone exclude a tag if the word isn't typed out correctly? There are no content bans for terms so don't censor them.
If the tags are mostly content/trigger warnings, especially if they are things considered very fucked up or graphic, you might want to use "dead dove - do not eat" to ensure people know that you're not messing around with tags and what they get is exactly what you've warned them about.
Character A/Character B means a ROMANTIC or SEXUAL relationship of some kind. Character A&Character B is PLATONIC, like friendship or family.
Nothing is banned. This is an rule because banning one thing is a slipperly slope to banning another and another, until nothing is allowed anymore. Do not expect anyone to censor for you. Because of the tags system, you are responsible for your own reading experience.
People can create new chapters and sequels/fic series any time after they "complete" a story. So it's considered perfectly normal to subscribe, even to a finished story. You can even subscribe to the author instead just to cover your bases.
Do not repost stories or change the publishing date without an extremely good reason (like a complete top to bottom rewrite or an exchange youve written for going public). It's an archive, not social media. No one cares what's the most recent, only what fits their tag needs.
Instead of deleting a story you wrote if you hate it - consider making it anonymous or orphaning it so others can still enjoy it, without it being connected to your name anymore. If you still want to delete it, fair enough.
It's come to my attention that metaworks ARE allowed on AO3, which is something I wasn't aware of. So if you do post an essay or theory, please tag it as such so others can choose to search for it or exclude it. Art is also allowed.
The only reason this archive works is because NON ONE PROFITS. Do not link to your ko-fi or patreon or mention monetary gain in any way or you violate the terms and risk having your account removed. If anyone does link, it leaves the archive open to people claiming it's for profit and having the whole thing removed.
I KNOW there's plenty more I missed but I'm trying to cover most of the basics that people seem to be struggling with.
I invite anyone to add to this, but please explain, don't berate.
your current outfit is now your cartoon character outfit aka pernament are you ok with it?
yes
no
IT'S MY LAZY OUTFIT NOOO
fuck yea
I'm nakey
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Hello my friend! Sending:
💋😵💫
For let me take you home!!!!
-overwhelmed-alien (wren)
Hi friend!!!
Bradley getting kissed by Jake for the first time while Jake is in his work clothes. Bradley doesn’t have a whole lot of brain cells when it comes to seeing Jake half dressed and he has even fewer after Jake kisses him. Javy has to keep Bradley from walking into a wall after the fact since Bradley came back to the lounge to say hi since his squadron is in town for a few days. Jake finds it adorable and Javy is just shaking his head cause he gets it, when Jake looks like that it makes a man stupid.
It’s just a simple peck, not nothing with tongue or spit. So simple but it makes cuckoo birds fly around Bradley’s head as it leaves him stunned. Bradley not even realizing til later he has glitter in his mustache from kissing Jake.
Thanks for the ask!!!!
🤨 for the seals. I feel like this is Ron’s constant state of being 😂
Here’s a snippet from an outsider POV fic I’m working on for the seals where Ron is 🤨
Keith hears them before he sees them. The thump thump thump of a wheel and the sound of talking interspersed with the barking of a seal. He looks up from where he’s trying to fix his wife’s car — again — when he sees them. His neighbor accompanied by a blonde man he doesn’t recognize as the man pushes a wheelbarrow. The head of a seal peeking over the top.
“ - and he learned this from you Thomas! I swear I haven’t been that embarrassed in awhile. Not since the last time Mav tried karaoke.” His neighbor takes a hand off one of the wheelbarrow handles to wave it in the air.
The blonde man — Thomas — laughs, “if you hadn’t forgotten to buy more lox we wouldn’t have had to go pick him up. It’s not his fault he smelled fresh fish and went in search of a snack.”
“He’s nearly fourteen, Tom! You can’t — never mind it’s not worth arguing when neither of you will listen to me.” His neighbor huffs as the duo — plus seal — make it into their driveway. The rest of the conversation lost to Keith as their garage door shuts.
Thanks for the ask!!!!
🌟WIP WEDNESDAY🌟
Tagged by @overwhelmed-alien and @tgmsunmontue
My current wips:
Vampire Jake
Jake's version of worst behavior
Speed Limit
Let me take you home
Cyclone/Chipper crack fic
Silly seal fic 🦭
This week's ✨WIP Wednesday Prompt✨ is...
An emoji’s worth a thousand words!
Send an emoji (or several) and a WIP name and get a snippet or a ramble inspired by (or tangentially related to) whatever you sent!
no pressure tagging @akay19 @the-ace-with-spades @caystar13star @iprefervillains @pissmotif @theglitteringtrio @emseebeans @halestrom
Does anyone remember this internet trend (was it a trend) with girlfriends posting pictures of their boyfriends post-coitus with this caption? No one? Well, anyway, I still wanted to make another IG story style fanart.
Idk what it is but something about fall and winter makes me miss my ex more than normal
this is the skin of a rooster, bella
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Say it with me:
I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine. I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.
It’s okay if I don’t have time to write. It’s okay if a chapter is delayed. It’s okay if my words come out messy. It’s okay if I need to take a break. It’s okay if I don’t update every week, every month, or even every year.
My value as a writer is not measured by how fast I post. My worth is not defined by kudos, bookmarks, or comments.
I am allowed to be slow. I am allowed to rest. I am allowed to write for joy, not for an algorithm.
I am a writer. Not a content-producing machine.
And if anyone thinks otherwise, they can wait.
I wrote a Halloween fic
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Why am I only noticing now that tumblr changed its look so the corners of the post are rounded? Are we no longer being allowed sharp objects? I miss my sharp corners
my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up
Loving this energy
*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud