daniel.

[riverblujay]

OBSESSED WITH THEM

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[goingtothebes]

she mountain on my goat til i hope we both die

[curiooftheheart]

This Easter, remember Him.

[7wise]

weirdest thing on ghost hunting shows is when people say like "I feel something in this room.. bad energy... I don't like it in here..." like yeah you're feeling scared because its a creepy room and it's night time and you believe in ghosts

[charlesoberonn]

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

[charlesoberonn]

This post seems to have resonated strongly with a lot of Utah residents.

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

this is the post that inspired this blog

[yesterdaysprint]

The Tampa Tribune, Florida, August 17, 1924

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

[wearingraincoats]

[velvetvetiver]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[jakesaysnarf]

the cattle all have brucellosis, we'll get through somehow

[jakesaysnarf]

when christ judges the nations of the earth i sure as hell hope i don't get lumped in with this one