I'm the Trash Emperor

[authorbettyadams]

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/r9nec5/reposting_for_context_buried_our_dog_in_the/

[corruptimles]

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

[herpsandbirds]

Something Exciting Developing at the Sedgewick County Zoo: Imperiled Salamanders!!!

The Tokyo Salamander (Hynobius tokyoensis) is listed as Vulnerable by the IUCN, with populations declining in the wild. Native to Japan, this primitive amphibian prefers temperate forests near rice paddies, streams, and ditches - places it depends on for breeding. Rather than laying individual eggs like many salamanders, Tokyo salamanders produce a single elongated egg sac, where dozens of eggs develop together inside a protective, jelly-like tube. It’s one of their most distinctive traits, and we are currently fortunate enough to be observing this process here at Sedgwick County Zoo. As the embryos grow, they’ll hatch into aquatic larvae with external gills. Over time, they’ll undergo metamorphosis, losing their gills and transitioning to life on land, returning to water primarily for feeding and reproduction. While this species is not on exhibit, three of the five total Tokyo salamanders in AZA care live here behind the scenes, helping sustain the population of this species. Follow along as these eggs develop! We will be working to share updates as they grow.

via: Sedgwick County Zoo

Thanks @Crazedporcupine for letting us know about this!

[nerdreamer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[knightclubbing]

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

[tragicburnout]

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[teaboot]

I think that we should start an urban legend for nipless top surgery folks. Something like "If you purple nurple someone hard enough they actually turn purple and fall off". So that someday a kid will see me at the beach or something and I can be like "It Could Happen To You"

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[randumbkatt]

terrifying jmage

[great-and-small]

New shoes

[elodieunderglass]

unhelpful aubergines

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫