✶ 天才的なIDOL様！

i'm claire (she/they/it) and i love deranged anime women. banner art colored by iiiipex @ twt!

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[aleprouswitch]

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

[babyboodle]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[rukafais]

what it felt like trying to pacify jevil

bonus:

[vitabreva]

[hanamukes]

Happy birthday, Hatsune.

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[ridl]

stay hydrated and pet your dog

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[queenofthefullmoon]

i made this joke in the discord chat and i couldn’t stop thinking about it

[blizzaqa-archive]

im wheezing

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[hunter-rodrigez]

And if you somehow manage to glitch yourself out of the building, cruise will still be aggroed on you no matter how far away you get.

But it's not like you will get all that far away in the first place:

Scientology bred him into the perfect anti speedrunner weapon...

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Children, listen to me.

His health bar moved. So he can be killed.

[happy-heartcore]

Goose confirmed some more stuff related to irl names if ya haven’t seen yet ^^

[cori-randomstuff]

Most fanworks of Hikaru tends to portray him as stoic and cold. But neither the more sympathetic Hikaru nor the serial killer cult leader Hikaru are like that in canon at all. In fact, I'd say he's pretty expressive, especially his younger self. It might be people holding on to old headcanons, which is something I can't blame anyone for doing because I'm in the same boat lol.

[aihoshiino]

I think @wia-tia hit it on the head with their tags in that it's mostly a consequence of people engaging with Hikaru primarily via HikaAi shipping and wanting to exaggerate the perceived contrast between them - Energetic Sweetie x Stonefaced Stoic is a classic ship dynamic and I'm sure not immune to it.

Of course, this comes back to the question of exactly why this is the dynamic a lot of people attached to HikaAi because it's not really how they're portrayed in canon, but I think this again comes back to wanting to exaggerate a perception of him from the text - this time being his perceived similarities with Aqua. There was a pretty decent chunk of time where basically all the fandom knew about Hikaru was his appearance, the very very broad stroke of his backstory & relationship with Ai - and, of course, that he was the culprit. So they had to kind of make up a guy to do anything with him and I guess they just reverse engineered him from Aqua as a result.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*