neurodivergent hell

I'm always doing the wrong thing the wrong way no matter what :) 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇷🌈 ✨️they/she✨️

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[sanrielle]

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

[distantsonata]

this made me laugh so hard

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[guooey]

[chilewithcarnage]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[beemovieerotica]

[minna-nakayoku]

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday I'm gonna get so so good at making art. Just you wait. I'm going to write stuff that is so awesome.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#do you not already???

No I'm still learning the basic technical skills. But once I have those down I'm gonna write something that's so fucking true and beautiful.

[gylaan]

didn't you once describe yourself as a professional liar?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm gonna get so good at lying that it loops back around to a deeper level of truth.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#that tracks. you write fiction.

AND I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT.