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jalad-at-tanagra

do u think the federation had a synthahol version of weed? [remebers delta-eight] oh, wait....

do u think the federation had a BETTER synthahol version of weed?

jalad-at-tanagra

Light Me Up, Scotty

#star trek

do u think the federation had a synthahol version of weed? [remebers delta-eight] oh, wait....

do u think the federation had a BETTER synthahol version of weed?

#star trek

riker would see a smurf and eat it.

#star trek #tng #the next generation #william riker #smurf eater riker #smurrrrf eaterrrrr

watching ds9 and rapidly and aggressively jerking it whenever morns on screen to try and train somthing foul and unfortunate inside me

#ds9 #star trek #deep space nine #jerking it #jorking it #morning it #mourning it....

Garak would love fishing. a captive audience (stuck on a boat) PLUS he gets to kill something (the fish)

#hopefully just the fish...#ds9 #star trek #elim garak

dimosar

(If the Picard team wrote a DS9 sequel show)

MORN: (speaking for first time ever) Sisko...you crazy son of a bitch. You're the only one who can stop the bad guys now...tell quark im sorry i couldn't close my tab. (Jumps into the lava wall to sort of push the lava back while our heroes slowly climb up a melting ladder that the wide angle didn't show you so you weren't initially sure why the lava was a problem)

O'BRIEN: (directed to act completely unlike hes ever behaved in the entire history of the franchise) FUUUUUUCK!!! NOOOOOO! MORN!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!

eepy sketch

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

i think its really funny how in TNG they tried to make picard a paragon of masculinity but they did so by like, the ideals of masculinity from like the 1400s. he is celibate, he is an intellectual who loves to read, rides horses and is bald. he’s like the perfect virtuous man from medieval times but instead hes driving a spaceship in a world where everyone is horny and wants to fuck 24/7

fignan

picard fucks like a machine what are you talking about

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

picard went to the sex planet for sex and was propositioned several times by beautiful women and only deigned to let his french penis out of his starfleet standard issue chastity belt when he was in an archeological dig (the only thing that excites him physically)

old-type-40

There's been something I've been meaning to gif for a really long time and I figured the 32nd anniversary of the DS9 premiere was an appropriate time to finally do it. 30 years ago, there was a short TV series called Movie Magic that detailed how FX were done for both movies and TV. And one of the episodes focused on the model work for the first DS9 episode Emissary.

In the BTS, they showed the moment when Sisko and Jake get their first view of the station. And I had noticed the way in which Avery Brooks had to step over something on the floor. Whether it was the track for the camera or the wiring I don't know. But whenever I rewatch Emissary I notice the way Brooks moves in this scene as he steps over something.

IIRC, this episode of Movie Magic talked about how expensive it was to make Emissary because of all the motion control work necessary to shoot the battle with the Borg. And they were really anxious not to screw things up when they filmed the explosion of the Saratoga as there wouldn't be a second chance.

And speaking of filming models of spaceships exploding, Trek at least always did it right with the cameras pointing straight up at the model as it exploded so that as debris fell towards the floor it would be falling towards the camera. When you watch an exploding spaceship in classic Who, you see debris tumbling downwards after the explosion as they didn't bother to do this.