like the lightning in the east

the world is getting weirder. darker every single day. things are spinning around faster and faster, and threatening to go completely awry. falcons and falconers. the center cannot hold.

[kaphkas]

Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[forthegothicheroine]

Midnight Seder

[forthegothicheroine]

Rabbi Pruitt: So, thanks for giving my youth back, but what does this all say about the stricture against drinking blood?

Angel: Hisssss

Rabbi Pruitt: Because the torah was very specific about this! I remember, it in was my daughter's bat mitzvah parsha, we had a whole discussion about the importance of separation between-

Angel: Screeeee

Rabbi Pruitt: Wait until I'm done talking, we haven't even gotten to the talmudic commentary yet!

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[anonomouslyabanana]

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

[dogpuppy]

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[dogpuppy]

[perplexingly]

a dynamic I really enjoy in fiction is when a relationship starts with some power imbalance, then changes into something sweet and balanced, and eventually shifts into imbalance in the other direction 🤤

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[dogpuppy]

[pinnedbackartfringe]

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made