Jalle

Jalle ☆ He ☆ Aquarius ☆ 22 ☆ Finland

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[phantomrose96]

Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

[phantomrose96]

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

[phantomrose96]

Border Collies are Farm AU

[phantomrose96]

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

[phantomrose96]

Visual Shitpost

[phantomrose96]

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

[phantomrose96]

Curvy

Very Long Leggy

Alien Face

Very Skinny

Very Tol

Wild Hair

Tail Sometimes

[phantomrose96]

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

[phantomrose96]

In 2037 God sues us for copyright

[rembrandtswife]

@anauthorandherservicedog

[justcatposts]

[deepsexts]

this baby rhino has been hanging out with a lamb and picking up on its mannerisms. this is so cute.

see more animal posts?

[joaquinphoenixsveganleatherboots]

[video of a baby rhino flicking its ears and tail, and frolicking like a lamb despite being significantly heavier, while its lamb friend frolicks and runs around it] @becauseoftheshame

[blipsterinsverige]

[candiikismet]

Omg

[vocifersaurus]

Omg that rhino trying to frolic and bound like a creature 1/3 its size. It is so beautiful and innocent. You’re a lamb, you’re a gazelle, you’re a graceful butterfly little rhino.

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[namakte]

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

haven’t exercised

eaten too much yesterday

eaten too much today

don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal

have gained weight

aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’

feel like you don’t deserve it 

[gojisousama]

i definitely needed this.

[blackeyebruise-deactivated20171]

OK I DONT KNOW IF THE STEVEN UNIVERSE FANDOM KNOWS ABOUT THIS ALREADY BUT IF NOT I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE THE EXISTENCE OF GEMDAT.ORG KNOWN TO EVERYONE MAKING SU OCS

SO I JUST DISCOVERED THIS SITE A FEW MINUTES AGO AND HERE’S WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT IT

OK? YEAH. YOU CAN SEARCH GEMSTONES BY COLOR AS WELL AS BY CUT, AND WHILE I THINK THE COLOR SEARCH IS PROBABLY MORE USEFUL, SEARCHING BY CUT IS PRETTY INTERESTING TOO

AND OF COURSE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GEM YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, JUST REPEATEDLY REFRESH WHILE BORING YOUR EYES INTO THE “RANDOM GEMSTONE” CORNER

AND THEN, WHEN YOU GO TO A GEMSTONE’S PROFILE IT WILL GIVE YOU THESE

COLOR VARIATIONS!!!!

VARIATIONS OF THE GEMSTONE!!!

PHOTOS OF UNCUT SAMPLES!!!

AND OF COURSE A GIANT INDEX OF ALL THE GEMSTONES THEY HAVE INFO ON!!!!

THIS HAS BEEN A LOUD AND SOMEWHAT POORLY WRITTEN PSA!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!!!

[ahhween]

wow

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

[coffeefordage]

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

[peskytrolls]

@goddesstrolls

[porterr-robinson]

[princesstigerbelle]

This cured me

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[witcheshaven]

my fave

[scretladyspider]

People who are pansexual are:

attracted to persons regardless of their gender 

and/or attracted to all genders

people with a really pretty PRIDE flag

we are not:

special bisexual snowflakes

calling bi people transphobic 

confused

[scretladyspider]

Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands

[transswordbian]

People who are bisexual are:

Attracted to two or more genders

Can be attracted to all genders but prefers to use bisexual as a term/label

People with a really cool pride flag

We are NOT:

Transphobic

Disregarding of nonbinary genders

Confused

Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers

[scretladyspider]

Woo! Yes!

[theendoftimehaspassed]

[leftgender]

hot take but 

trans people shouldn’t have to pass to be respected

trans people shouldn’t have to want to pass to be respected

trans people shouldn’t have to be trying to pass to be respected 

[kisu-no-hi]

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.

[en-ole-robotti]

[untitled59622]

A cool fact about Finland

Finnish people don’t procreate in the traditional way. Two people will simply hold eye contact longer than five seconds and a newborn will pop out of the nearest swamp shouting “PERKELE!”

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[smolbeanjoker]

I just learned how to make emojis guys watch out for this cowboy