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[klloggs]

hey sexies it's been a hot minute

[nocontextspiderman]

Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #4 (1984)

[maydayparkers]

I know marvel wants Peter in all team books possible as of the last decade or two but I just think that the guy being simultaneously the friendly neighborhood spider-man and well known as an anti-social bitch in hero circles is just delightful

[tuesdayisfordancing]

The Wolverine-Spidey dichotomy, Spidey has the aesthetic of a team player while actually being an impossible-to-work-with loner, Wolverine has the aesthetic of an impossible-to-work-with loner while being a member of every single team at all times.

Also them both being actual school teachers but Wolvie aggressively mentoring teen heroes whereas even with Miles my impression is that Peter periodically drops by to say “Hey, learning well? Keep it up!” and then scarpers. That’s his day job, man! And anyway he’s a science teacher, not a heroing teacher. Peter is probably a better classroom teacher than Wolverine but you’re so much better off dropping a messed up teen hero on Wolvie’s doorstep than Spidey’s.

[tuesdayisfordancing]

#if that kid has powers they’re a Colleague not a student and that IS an adversarial relationship to him and he MIGHT#throw them off a building figuring they can take it (tags via @brawltogethernow)

You mean like this?

[brawltogethernow]

Even in the most teacherly variation you’re going to get… He still… …

[fluffy-leech]

[ID: Tags by @/weekend-conspiracy-theorist, slightly edited for readability.

You’re not entirely wrong here. The only thing I really want to point out is that even “Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man” was originally a VERY sarcastic joke. Peter is a good man. He is not a particularly nice one. Also he has a decent history as a mentor to teen hero, but in my opinion his relationship with Miles is undermined inherently by the necessity of them being equals. No force on Earth can or should make Miles Peter’s sidekick, but combined with him having his own solo title doing his own thing, that’s pretty much going to mean peter’s just dropping by occasionally to offer advice. It’s also further undermined by the modern characterisation of Peter as a hapless and silly everyman, because that guy has much less useful things to say lol.

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[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[lockandkeyhyena]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[lockandkeyhyena]

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[mjshortformcjesus]

i rhink mary jane would be such a cool name if it wasnt so feminine. but duuude its got it ALLL. its a shoe. its weed. its spiderman’s love interest. what other name has all of that

[spideymichelle]

peter parker;

[spideymichelle]

petermj was really Broke4Broke 😭😭😭 idk that is true love to me

[traincat]

do you think peter parker would ever cheat?

Not on his own relationship but canonically on other peoples’ lol.

[brw]

Comic readers and non comic readers alike will disregard canon but the way that these two groups do that are fundamentally at odds.

[brw]

Non comic readers disregard canon by completely ignoring the actual canon of two character's complex and difficult relationship, where two people related might have a tense, toxic, dare I say abusive dynamic, that gets smoothed over for a far safer, more sanitised, far less interesting Fandom Family dynamic. See Batfam, whatever the hell people are doing to Magneto and the Maximoffs, etc.

Comic readers disregard canon by deciding that the current origin of a 42 appearance queen is wrong and the initial characterisation from 1982 is far more compelling than what modern writers have given them.

You understand how this is different.

[brw]

You disregard canon to fit into your mediocre 10k AO3 fic written primarily for an audience that has never walked into a comic shop in their life.

I disregard canon with 5 different issues across 5 different decades acting as my citations for why I am making that choice and why I think that one origin from 1993 was a bad choice by the writer and yet is the most accepted version.

We are not the same.

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[parkayquarts]

I'm immortalizing the original video on my blog forever cause I forgot that it's not nearly as well known as the taylor swift one. please watch this

[wolfer-aid]

whenever i see people arguing over whether peter loved mj or gwen more i’m always taken aback until i remember not everyone knows peter was in the the deadliest most catastrophic polycule of all time

[jiloop]

I was doing a chibi commission and then felt like drawing him

[anemonysm]

Emma Frost 0.523 seconds before ruining the lives of everyone around her

[saturdayschwartz]

still happy for the new jackpot and her vigilante girlfriend