disguise is always a self portrait

every nightmare has a beginning but every bad day has an end

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[fireheartwraith]

Netflix: and they were rivals!

Me, a rivals-to-lovers enthusiast:

[anxietyproblem]

[trainthief]

*becomes everything I dreamed of when I was little and almost doesn’t notice*

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

[leanncar]

That’s just the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

[pithyrhyme]

the reason Aziraphale can’t sense Crowley’s love is the same reason Anathema couldn’t sense Adam’s aura

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[hedgewitches]

same energy

[kyloren]

life is not a song, s w e e t l i n g.

[you-get-to-exhale]

Beric and the Hound in episode 3

[batmansymbol]

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

[arrowtweets]

Laurel could easily be talking about both.

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

[captainlordauditor]

#listen. sometimes when your writing youre too close to see shit

[gihu]

my heart aches for that boy LET HIM LIFT THE GODDANG FEATHER