The Great Spaceship Race

Pithy (adj.) : brief, forceful, and meaningful in expression; full of vigor. My hobbies include: finding characters' voice actors, watching the same episodes again and again, and becoming emotionally wrecked by fictional characters.

[bybats]

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

[point-maitimo]

All six tarot cards collected! I decided to use white accents on elements that have an important symbolic role in each character's stories. My favorite picture out of the six is probably Karlach's card. And what do you think? Which card do you like best?

[crocodiller]

I’m not good. Not bad. But I sure as hell am fluffy.

[depsidase]

[averywiseanimatedcat]

I look for you in the strangest places

[nihilmachina]

Silly art based on a silly post

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[teaboot]

THE LITERAL FUCKING PROCESS

[triumphantbass]

The Panic Dance - Ghost Trick (2010)

[teaboot]

FUCK

[starving-shartist]

Highmoon TF: ONE concept art, Cybertron

[companionquest]

good morning to 40 year olds who act 80, bisexual terrorists, autistic empaths, insomniac assassins, and everyone else who’s got the spirit

[legionofpotatoes]

gently humming the galaxy map tune

[zedortoo]

Forgot to post this earlier... fwogs

Tfp Ratchet: Common rain frog

Tfa Ratchet: Pixie frog

G1 Ratchet: Dumpy tree frog

Bayverse Ratchet: Cane toad

Idw Ratchet: African dwarf frog

[snowsupply]

Bothersome

[axopies]

LMAOOOO

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[jetix]

byalicelee on ig

[thebroccolination]

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