Draco: [watching Hermione walking down the Great Hall] I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. [to Crabbe and Goyle] Guys I want Hermione Granger.
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@jamespotterhasissues
Draco: [watching Hermione walking down the Great Hall] I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. [to Crabbe and Goyle] Guys I want Hermione Granger.
Dramione AU #36
Draco: so I'm thinking either a spring wedding or a fall wedding but I don't want it to be too hot or too cold
Hermione: babe we aren't even engaged yet
Draco: so thATS WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT
Harry: I'm 100% sure Hermione wears the pants in your relationship
Draco: On a good day, neither of us do
Hermione: Draco. Lucius. Malfoy.
Draco: *coughs* I mean-
Harry: *smirks* Knew it
Draco: [to Hermione] Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lucius: [yelling in the background] Would you like to stay forever?
Hermione: How, How do you live with two jerks!!
Narcissa: I'll let you in on a little secret, All men are jerks. But they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant of their quirks.
Hermione: So... Be patient?
Narcissa: And drink wine.
Lily Introducing the Marauders
Lily: I'm Lily, and this is my boyfriend,James. That's James's boyfriend, Sirius. And that's Sirius's boyfriend, Remus. And that's Peter.... He likes cheese.
Sirius: As president of the Remus Lupin fanclub, I decree that today we are all going to go around in a circle and say something we admire about Remus. Our Vice President has requested to go first.
James: [clears throat and pulls out list]
James: I am the man of the house and I DECLARE that we are not getting a cat.
Lily: Yes we are.
James: Yes we are.
James: Fix him.
Sirius: I don't need to be fixed.
James: You know who says that? Someone that needs to be fixed.
Dorea Potter: What's wrong with him?
James: He's been getting good grades; He's behaving all over the place. What's wrong with him?
Dorea: Well, we like to believe that we've contributed to the nice young Gentleman sitting before us.
James: But it's Sirius.
Dorea: Oh yeah...we broke him.
What people think James Potter was like:
James: Revising for exams? Pfft, I am the James Potter, I don’t revise. I go in and wing that bitch.
What James Potter was actually like:
James: No Moony, I don’t care that chocolate soothes stress, fuck off. If I don’t pass this shit I’m going to die homeless and lonely. Don’t let me die lonely.
Sirius: Prongs, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer.
James: Sirius, you once caught me one night sneaking out of my parents' kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.
You know how in Tangled, when Rapunzel realizes she’s the lost princess, and she sees all the suns everywhere? Imagine James Potter sitting in his room, literally having the same reaction, but instead of suns, he sees moons, and instead of paintings, it’s all the notes that they’ve scribbled on the walls to each other in permanent ink. And just imaging him being like, “Damn. Remus is a werewolf. Wait, did Sirius draw on top of my beautiful self-portrait? Wait- IS THAT A -”
“This is why Padfoot’s the godfather!”
Listen. Harry James Potter was an accident.
You cannot convince me otherwise. Lily and James were 19 when they got pregnant. There’s no way that was on purpose.
Please picture it.
Lily tells James they’re pregnant. James panics, leaves, finds the other Marauders and demands a lads night, you know, no reason, just some drunken shenanigans for no reason at all with friends! Remus notices something seems a bit off and keeps an eye on his friend, but no one says anything. It’s only several hours later, when James is drunkenly crying and wailing on the floor, “He’s going to be so small! How can I protect him? SO SMALL!” that they realize what’s going on. They ask him if he is going to be alright. He sobs, tears and snot running down his face, and nods furiously. “This is the happiest I have ever been!” The others look at each other, shake their heads, and pull him to his feet. Sirius marches him back home to Lily, who has been waiting, scared, alone, and more than a little pissed off at her boyfriend for the better part of the night. She softens when she sees James drunkenly leaning on Sirius, Sirius shrugging in apology, because James is a mess but at least he’s home now. James falls to his knees in front of her and says, “I’m so sorry I ran off. I got scared. I’m still scared. But I’m happy too.” Lily can’t help but smile. “It’s alright, James, we’ll figure–” But James loudly shushes her and points at her stomach. “Wait. I’m talking to my son.” Lily glares at him and reminds him that it could be a daughter. Sirius adds, “Could be twins! Or quintuplets!” Lily glares more and tries not to laugh while James murmurs into her belly, “’M gonna ask your mum to marry me, but keep it secret ‘cause I have to buy a ring first. And a broom. Not for the wedding. For you. Do you like quidditch? You probably don’t know what that is yet. Don’t worry. I’ll teach you. I’ll teach you everything.”
Blind Date AU where Sirius, Remus and Peter tell Lily to go to a park near her house and she finds James sitting on a bench without his glasses with a note spellotaped to him that says, “I am your blind date.”
Lily: Tell him about the birds and the bees.
James, to Harry: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
[James walks through the common room naked on a dare]
Lily: Please tell me I'm hallucinating.
James: Well, I am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.