i know the world&#x27;s a broken bone

So technically… You fucked my dad by association. Does that make you my stepdad?

#heath barred #c; heath fabel #[ ignore text ]

Yes. You better shape up, son, because no one in my family is going to be as shitty as you are.

alihanbayar-blog

"As long as it’s not a bloody suicide mission, I don’t give a fuck." With a roll of his eyes, he dropped back, opening his own bottle.

#alihanbayar #c; alihan bayar

"I don't need your fucking approval to do shit."

I was wondering why she was writing me about the worst eight seconds of her life.

#heath barred #c; heath fabel

The moment I closed the door? Yeah, she's getting a bit clingy.

I guess you’ll just have to host another, yeah? And make sure I’m extended an invitation. Wouldn’t wanna miss your voice, that’s for sure.

#barbtheterrible #c; barbara laurent

I'll personally seek you out.

Oh, and now we’re using potty language? James Elizabeth Potter, that’s fucking rude as fuck.

#heath barred #c; heath fabel

Your mum was fuckin' rude as fuck last night, but you don't see me complaining.

Sadly, no I wasn’t. I’m not really the type that gets invited to parties unless my father’s name is on the invitation.

#barbtheterrible #c; barbara laurent

What? I thought someone would have told you--dammit!

alihanbayar-blog

"Oh, get over yourself," Alihan replied, shaking his head. "Cat’s books, my arse. The bloody fuck’re you out here drinking this much for?"

#alihanbayar #c; alihan bayar #[ ignore text i'm so sorry ]

"I'm looking to destroy my liver. Bite me." He took another swig.

'S the first I'm hearing. [She leans in close, whispering with a grin.] ‘Nd I hear a lot of things.

#barbtheterrible #c; barbara laurent #(at the very beginning of the rp we threw a party on the quidditch pitch it was hella)

Oh, you weren't at the party, were you? I did a full set.

an-insufferablebastard-blog

First thing's first, though..

an-insufferablebastard-blog

Y’done?

#an insufferablebastard #c; louis weasley

I don't think I'll ever be done.

an-insufferablebastard-blog

No, you’re not. I’m supposed t’take care o’me.

Christ, James, how much have y’had t’drink?

#an insufferablebastard #c; louis weasley

Don't be a fuckin' ponce an' let me take care o' ye, all right?

I dunno. A bit.

lionhearted-lucy-blog

"But then who would I try to convince to do stupid stuff with me? I need you alive."

#lionhearted lucy #c; lucy weasley

"Try Lou. He's always doing stupid shit anyway."

alihanbayar-blog

"Important question here’s how much did you start with?" Alihan asked, as he dropped down onto the dock beside James, lighting a cigarette contently. Truth be told, he had a bottle hidden in his robes, but he wasn’t sure yet whether more alcohol was a good choice.

#alihanbaray #c; alihan bayar

"I don't fuckin' know or care. Why d'you fuckin' care? Just let me roll off the dock and die. Then you might actually be in Selwyn's good books, to be quite honest."

badgerbottom-blog

N––.. No, you didn’t say anything about hippogriffs.

#badgerbottom #c; frank longbottom

Yeah, I saved Klein from a couple of hippogriffs and got my ass kicked by Bahir.

That was offensive. I’m offended. But not really because you’re not really my type, anyway.

#heath barred #c; heath fabel

You're a fuckin' twat, Heath, you deserved it.

Happened? Things like that don’t just happen. Things like me happen. C’mon. [She scoots the chair forward noisily to rest her elbows on the table James is working on.] I won’t tell, scout’s honor.

#barbtheterrible #c; barbara laurent

I mean, I sing...quite often?

lionhearted-lucy-blog

"That’s not very nice. And what if you throw up? I don’t want you to choke on your own vomit or like if you pass out after and then your head lands on your throw up and you suffocate from breathing it in. What if you fall into the lake??? Who would wish you out? Besides I bet there’s a really good story behind why you’re as drunk as you are and I wanna be the first to hear it because your stories are always really great."