Jami

Hello, it's that time of year again when I have to change this. My name's Jami, I'm 24 and I love posting about fucked up men and wholesome men. There are no inbetweens of that. I sometimes write small fics/drabbles for things. If you wanna chat with me, I'd be fine with that, shoot me a message. Have a wonderful day!

[thememedaddy]

[valtsv]

any and all "fandom drama" that isn't actually interpersonal ideological conflict filtered through the lens of guy from shows is completely unserious if you take even a moment to zoom out. like we are straight up playing with our toys WHAT is there to get mad about.

[valtsv]

imagine walking up to another kid on the playground and being like "cutting barbie's hair and drawing on her face is an indication of unethical moral character and dangerous personality dysfunction" that's how you sound

[justgarb]

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

[deetsvibre]

Anime boob physics happening in those dresses... But damn I am not upset.

[madlori]

I am crying laughing.

"Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I'll work for free." Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.

[deliriumcrow]

Oh yeah, as a G-cup haver, I think I need one of these. I have at least two partners who would *really* appreciate it. *I* appreciate it.

[look-a-diversion]

having brain rot about your own TTRPG character is so embarrassing. yes i love her and i think about her all day and i’ll take any excuse to talk about her. no, there’s no book or anything for you to read. she’s my emotional support rogue. she’s my fidget toy. i wish you could meet her. i made her up inside my head.

[nightstormartistcat]

Gonna start talking about my characters like they already have a fandom. Gonna start headcanoning my own characters.

[basilpaste]

an online friend group may include:

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

guy who lives on the other side of the planet.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

[thememedaddy]

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

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[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[specterthief]

so crunchyroll is fucking evil

[night-in-star-light]

Crunchyroll is going to be in heaps of legal trouble soon

[specterthief]

he is taking legal action, yeah

[mickjustmademylist]

fucking. what?

[i-believe-in-u]

I feel like this picture really gives it context

[evilscientist3]

you know how it is with spaghetti

[chthonicillness]

?????

[enki2]

[the-thing-of-worms]

Prev these are some good tags

[electric-butter-slug]

Those tags are LEGIT. Canada has gotten so bad in recent years because provincial governments are so confident overstepping in wake of Trump. I cannot stress enough how important it is that all Americans get out and vote.

I don't care how you feel more moral not voting because it matters so so so much and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is doing so to get Trump or someone like him back in power by using your non vote. It's bad for everyone.

Do not let them convince you not to vote.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"I am addressing God."

-A newbie who doesn't know how to use the word "OOC" when talking to our DM

[rubysapphrald]

the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

[rubysapphrald]

“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever

“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier

“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go

[valtsv]

do you ever have something happen to you and just know that it would've had an absolutely devastating impact on your capacity to endure if you'd been in an even 5% worse psychological state

[valtsv]

it's like watching an ice shelf break off a glacier and plummet into the water inches from your little sailing vessel and knowing you were this close to joining it in the frozen depths below. oooooohhh girl.

[llatimeria]

ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

[llatimeria]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone benefit from being called lazy but I've seen hundreds of people destroying their bodies and minds trying to avoid being called lazy because at some point someone decided that if someone wasn't miserable then that means they're a bad person

[tilthat]

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

[volcel-official]

False

Luke 2:52

He’s larger than a baby

[amateuropinions]

By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.

[veraxplus]

It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple

[slipping-into-madness]