So, I heard its your Birthday
"Hey there. I couldn't think of anything to get you, so I bought this hat..." His hand extended. "Jamie Halbine. And you are...one hell of a woman."

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So, I heard its your Birthday
"Hey there. I couldn't think of anything to get you, so I bought this hat..." His hand extended. "Jamie Halbine. And you are...one hell of a woman."
ATTENTION: REBOOT
OoC: This blog will now be rebooted - everyone that he knows at present will be a stranger, but it doesn't have to stay that way! Please, feel free to ask me for a new starter, or make one yourself, tag me in something, and we'll make it happen!
That being said, Jamie just needs a little reboot, needs to get back to his roots and his badass side. <3 Hope ya'll are up for the ride.
"Stole a car, came home." He agreed with a nod. Jax had done his job. "I couldn’t stay away…God, you look good." He admitted, eyes shining in the light of the dim sleeping chamber.
"My make up is smeared from the blood and there is the scent of death hanging about my shoulders," she whispered, still finding this to be a hallucination. "You are here and I am struggling with every ounce of my strength at your real form. You perished, you returned in a jar, and now you are here. Are you rotting?"
"I'm here. I was in a jar. Jax put me back. Not rotting - just...getting used to this body thing again." He sat up, giving her a better look, lifting his shirt to show her the small, almost invisible graduations between the massive swatches of skin that ran over his chest, smooth, and unscarred. .
Munday: Thee, Inappropriate Questions
So, I figured I'd ask some less than PG13 questions on munday! Who else but me?
Alright, let's get down to it:
Question 1: Do you preffer a sexual experience similar to, or different from, your muse? Explain?
Question 2: Monogamy - yea or nay? Explain.
Question 3: Ever had an experience, in bed, and regretted it later?
Question 4: What's the #1 thing that determines whether or not you end up in bed with someone else?
Question 5: Size (Breast, Penis, ass, height) does it matter? Explain!
"Whoever I am?" The voice rasped through her fingers, no hand moving to stop her attack. "Took me a long fuckin’ time to make it back, least you could do was remember me." A grin followed the comment.
Her eyes snapped open at what she saw, “Impossible,” she whispered. He was here. Jamie was alive and well. Not floating about within a mason jar. “Jax…he succeeded.” All well for she would have wrung his neck.
"Stole a car, came home." He agreed with a nod. Jax had done his job. "I couldn't stay away...God, you look good." He admitted, eyes shining in the light of the dim sleeping chamber.
She was beautiful. He’d forgotten the lines of her face. Still, sleeping there…he couldn’t control himself. A hand shifted over her middle, his face moving to her neck.
"I’m home."
Slumber is where she felt the need to recoup all of what she committed. Tragedies, torture, tears sweeping down the faces of humans. All of it tired her out and so she slept to gain back what was lost. Gain back what was…a hand shot out towards the neck of the intruder. “Whoever you are, I am slumbering.”
"Whoever I am?" The voice rasped through her fingers, no hand moving to stop her attack. "Took me a long fuckin' time to make it back, least you could do was remember me." A grin followed the comment.
She was beautiful. He'd forgotten the lines of her face. Still, sleeping there...he couldn't control himself. A hand shifted over her middle, his face moving to her neck.
"I'm home."
Sum your character up in one gif!
A Long Awaited Return
James Halbine had been dead for more than six months. His remains, most thought, were blown to bits, though no large traces were found. In the dark, deep recesses of a subspace outside of London, however, he had been slowly and carefully regenerated, his limbs returned to their place and rejoined with newer, stronger magic.
He would never really be the same, physically - His body was nearly ageless. It had to be done by magic, simply to prevent his rotting away in a few year’s time, but the necromantic charms had the added side effect of holding this body’s shape nearly indefinitely.
He’d seen this kind of magic performed before. Dead leaders, comrades, brought back from the dead - it was creepy stuff. At least, he’d thought so at the time.
Now…?
Now, the how of it didn’t matter. Where he opened his eyes - that didn’t matter, either, despite its being a grime-covered hell hole of a lair. No, he was alive again, he could feel his heart beginning to beat, and his face…his face?
His hand moved to the expanse of one brow first, and then the second, his body heaving up to sit again, a few snaps echoing as his bones made their final adjustments and he took to his feet. With a few steps, he came to a mirror.
Whole again. This was his face. His own eyes. Some things felt different - he felt, if possible, an inch or so shorter - but he was himself, with his own mind and memories…
Jax had done it.
He was taken for a moment with his own reflection before he turned, starting up and out of the basement, finding the house empty, save of its minion guardians. With a familiar pat to the largest of them, he started up the stairs, retrieving a pair of pants and a jacket, before he was outside again, leaving the house silent behind him.
Someone was going to lose their car. And he was going home.
"Just gonna leave without saying thank you?" The voice was, perhaps an unfamiliar one to Jamie, or maybe not. She’d been working along side Jax for the past couple of weeks with the finishing touches.
"You should at least take the things Naomi wanted me to give you. There’s a phone with her number and some money. Do you…remember me, Jamie? I think the last time I saw you you were just a little sapling of a people." She smiled and laughed a little, her human guise on and the flip of her hair it’s usual bright, blood red.
"it’s all kind of amazing right? Bringing the dead back to life? Like…really alive, you’re not a minion or a weird little critter." She moved closer to get a better look. Of course, she knew his form quite well by now, right down to the shape and weight of his liver, but it was a whole other experience to see him actually…walking.
Jamie tensed, arms drawn up in shock as he was caught - turning to face her with something of a relieved expression on his face. "Yeah...pretty sure I'd remember you." He said quietly, smiling softly. "It woulda been easier - letting me go it this way. But, I guess money would be a good plan..."
He looked her face over again, shaking his head. "You looked different." He said quietly, moving back towards the house. "I just...need a little time to myself, you can understand, I just got back from the dead, you made it happen."
A Long Awaited Return
James Halbine had been dead for more than six months. His remains, most thought, were blown to bits, though no large traces were found. In the dark, deep recesses of a subspace outside of London, however, he had been slowly and carefully regenerated, his limbs returned to their place and rejoined with newer, stronger magic.
He would never really be the same, physically - His body was nearly ageless. It had to be done by magic, simply to prevent his rotting away in a few year's time, but the necromantic charms had the added side effect of holding this body's shape nearly indefinitely.
He'd seen this kind of magic performed before. Dead leaders, comrades, brought back from the dead - it was creepy stuff. At least, he'd thought so at the time.
Now...?
Now, the how of it didn't matter. Where he opened his eyes - that didn't matter, either, despite its being a grime-covered hell hole of a lair. No, he was alive again, he could feel his heart beginning to beat, and his face...his face?
His hand moved to the expanse of one brow first, and then the second, his body heaving up to sit again, a few snaps echoing as his bones made their final adjustments and he took to his feet. With a few steps, he came to a mirror.
Whole again. This was his face. His own eyes. Some things felt different - he felt, if possible, an inch or so shorter - but he was himself, with his own mind and memories...
Jax had done it.
He was taken for a moment with his own reflection before he turned, starting up and out of the basement, finding the house empty, save of its minion guardians. With a familiar pat to the largest of them, he started up the stairs, retrieving a pair of pants and a jacket, before he was outside again, leaving the house silent behind him.
Someone was going to lose their car. And he was going home.
Jamie?
Well, well! Long time no…conversation! I’d shake your hand, but ugh…
So! How are you?
Your scent and thought is now from a jar?
……………………..Had something happened to you?
You didn't hear about it...? Shit! I got ambushed, a long time back now, and blew myself to bits. So, until I'm put back together, I'm sort of...stuck like this. Not for long, I hope?
Jamie?
Well, well! Long time no...conversation! I'd shake your hand, but ugh...
So! How are you?
Golden Soloist || Jamie/Naomi
~HEY. YOU. I know you can hear me! I’m fucking pissed off and want to see my ass again, you’d better fucking answer me! HEY! PRISSY!~
Was…her mask….talking?
Naomi frowned harder, setting her phone aside as she headed up the stairs to her room, where her delicate golden soloist was calling out to her, and not in her usual tone. That was definitely Jamie’s bossy flat tones.
Prissy!? Oh no, that was definitely Jamie. She hurried into the room and picked up the golden treasure,
"Jamie!? Where are you!? Jax told me you’d gone missing how…how are you able to contact me? Have you regained your strength?" She asked, looking down to the empty eyes of her mask as if she spoke directly to her brother’s absent form. "And don’t be a brat." She added with a huff and a shake of her head. It wasn’t her fault he’d gone missing! She’d been scouring the word to find just the right parts for him and he has the nerve to call her prissy through her own mask. Brat.
~I'm in a fucking jar right now, I blame him, I blame him so hard, but tell me that he's doing what I think he's doing...? You're fine? Where's everyone else? What have you managed to find out...? /How/ are you not dead...? GOD I need answers!~
Jamie In A Jar - Jamie||The Countess
A laugh echoed from the jar again. ~Yeah, no, pretty sure that ship’s sailed, people already think you’re nuts.~ He mused. ~As for Jax…he’s not dangerous as long as you don’t try and corner him. Just…probably want to invite him here, his place isn’t what you want to look at. At all.~ Even he hadn’t had the easiest time looking at a hovel full of corpses and animal parts.
~With luck, I’ll be able to read it soon. I’m all ears, for the moment, if you wanted to talk it out.~ He certainly wasn’t going anywhere.
There was the desire to strike the top of the jar with her quill, however there were more pressing matters to attend to; first, penning a letter to his sister over the news of her brother. “Corner him? Does he strike out with a foamy mouth and claws? Yes, yes, I shall invite him to my household.” Her quill worked efficiently to set jot down what it was Jamie wished for his sister and others to be aware of, “Yes, a few pages are noted in a few tomes. I have hidden several pages to be assured no one would enter with intentions to abscond with my personal memories. Now, I have finished the letter.”
~Yeah, like a mad dog.~ A laugh followed, as he realized she got his joke. ~Good idea, hiding 'em. There's really no telling who might crawl out of the woodwork at this point. I'm just hoping Naomi took care of business while I was taking my nap...~
The soul seemed to hover near the edge of the glass, absorbing the page. ~Send it - I'll wait. I think the messenger was supposed to come today.~
~HEY. YOU. I know you can hear me! I'm fucking pissed off and want to see my ass again, you'd better fucking answer me! HEY! PRISSY!~
Jamie In A Jar - Jamie||The Countess
~No, no, not a literal canine - he’s scrawny, black hair, looks like he never sleeps, real twitchy and clingy, that’s what I mean by ‘kicked puppy’.~ Even his soul was used to this by now, having to explain something he’d said off the cuff. ~I did him favors; he messed up real bad and killed his old master - after that, he had a hard time keeping people away…I’m pretty fuckin’ good at making people disappear, and he was really, really helpful the last few times I’ve been beaten to a pulp…~
The soul bobbed in the jar, as if jostled by the movement, Jamie’s voice falling silent as they moved to avoid sounding like he was strapped to a one-way ride down a bumpy road.
~As for…my sister…!~ He mused, as they finally came to a stop.~She’s easy. Bring the Mask. She’ll have a message so clear she’ll be here in a few hours.~
A canine who is struck was always a canine who whimpered or reared its head to strike. No matter, caution is what may be implemented for the later company. “Is he a danger to others should I invite him within the house or wish to be at his own? Will I become what you are in your own jar?,” she questioned, a hand caressing the side as if it were his own jawline to be caressed. This was an ache to physically hold him to her side than in this glass container.
Within her study, The Countess hesitated before allowing light to pour into the chambers. His eyes if there were eyes within the jar as he viewed her could see the mess of parchments and open tomes. “I begun to set my affairs in order with my own memoir. However, I prove it difficult with my memories marred in blood. As for your blood kin, I shall inform her quickly.” She set Jamie upon her desk and settled into her seat. “If there were those who did not presume I was mad, they shall now as I converse with a liquid in a jar.” Amusement played upon her features, a teasing note for her Jamie.
A laugh echoed from the jar again. ~Yeah, no, pretty sure that ship's sailed, people already think you're nuts.~ He mused. ~As for Jax...he's not dangerous as long as you don't try and corner him. Just...probably want to invite him here, his place isn't what you want to look at. At all.~ Even he hadn't had the easiest time looking at a hovel full of corpses and animal parts.
~With luck, I'll be able to read it soon. I'm all ears, for the moment, if you wanted to talk it out.~ He certainly wasn't going anywhere.