kamsaelim:
❝ jamie… ❞ the shock denoted on his demeanor is one that might be comparable to one connoting absolute horror, but it’s impossible not to feel like that when he’s staring down at the buckets that are lined up in their small ( not to say tiny ) living room. his first instinct commands him to pick up the curious black cat that was sniffing one of them & holds him very close to his chest. ❝ if any of those hurt meow, i will put one of them under your sheets while you sleep so you’ll say goodbye to your possibly hairy balls. what were you thinking of when you bought all of them !? how much money did you even spend on them… those are really expensive, james franco. do you do the same for chickens, cows & fish ? no. you cannot have a farm in here, so don’t even fucking think about it. w-wait… are you a… ❞ he lets out a dramatic gasp & covers the cat’s ears as best as possible before he whispers to him the following statement. ❝ are you a vegan !? ❞
the response to turn upon hearing the familiar voice of kam saying his name is immediate, just as much as the grin pulling on his features once his attention settled on his roommate. ❝ kam !! ❞ jamie echoed back and not at all swayed by the other's reaction not matching jamie's excitement by a long shot. it's okay though, give kam time and he'll see the positives and get on board. when kam picked up meow there was a strong urge to go over and pet the cat, but then that would be showing favoritism in front of his twenty new pets and jamie was a father now. favoritism couldn't tolerated. ❝ meow is like a nephew to me; i'd never let any of newfound children to hurt him !! i'm gonna raise them with manners anyway. but i was thinking about these poor little lobsters getting cooked for dinner when i watched them move around the tank at the seafood department. it was so sad, kam !! just watching and knowing they have a death sentence soon so i had to do something !! ❞ jamie exclaimed with newfound fervor as he gestured to the buckets. ❝ i don't want a farm though !! i'm only good with horses anyways. but i remember it being around two hundred or so ?? i can't really remember 'cause the handsome older guy with the fancy suit on line behind me complimented my legs in my yoga pants and offered to buy them for me. isn't that so sweet ?? i forgot strangers could be so nice !! ❞ the thought had jamie snap his fingers in realization before digging into the pocket and pulling out a sleek business card. ❝ i didn't get his name and there isn't one on the business card he gave me but thanks for reminding me; i need to give him a call to thank him !! ❞ vegan ?? where did kam come to that conclusion ?? ❝ no, i'm not a vegan. i like hard boiled eggs in my ramen too much to be vegan. why do you ask ?? ❞