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Not today Justin
Stranger Things

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
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titsay
d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

oozey mess

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@jamilafishthefish
Hello, this is my sweet Gracie. I rescued her just over a year ago and since then she has bee… Lindsay Owings needs your support for Help G
Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers
My perfectionism is devastated
The Study Group in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (s2e14)
parks and rec had the best minor characters
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
I love Taylor’s new Range Rover tattoo
so grunge, vey hardcore
It looks so good on her
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG
When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”
“bend over” “bend what? over”
O M G 😂😂😩
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable