A Ninja Marked for Death's Lullaby

Personal blog of Juan Corrida, actor at the Worldwide Studios. I love you all my fans, but please stop sending me teddy bears, my house is full. ((Rp profile of Juan Corrida from Ace Attorney for WAA. No he's not dead yet kthxbye. Personal is jujunghe.tumblr.com 8D))

[jammin-ninja-blog]

 

[samuraidudette]

“Tch. I can so hear the sincerity in that apology.”

“Get over it dude, I’m not stopping and you’re never in the mood so what else is new? Your temper never ceases to amaze me dude seriously.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Alright, fuck, you know what? You are annoying to no end and now I remember why the past four months has been just FINE. Because I didn't have you around!

Look, you have a mirror version of me that is willing to bang you against a wall in a sexual way, which is what you basically want, so why don't you piss off and leave ME alone?

[samuraidudette]

She continues to do so, disregarding the look because she does not give a fuck Juan.

[jammin-ninja-blog]

/slaps her hand /hard

Fucking. Stop. 

[samuraidudette]

“Ouch…!”

She pulls back her hand, frowning at his ungentlemanly gesture. “You didn’t have to slap me y’know!”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

No? Oh, my bad, I'm SO sorry.

Stop bothering me, Engarde, I'm not in the right mood.

[samuraidudette]

She continues to do so, disregarding the look because she does not give a fuck Juan.

[jammin-ninja-blog]

/slaps her hand /hard

Fucking. Stop. 

[samuraidudette]

“You should know by now you’re really bad at ignoring me, even when you’re trying really hard. I make it quite difficult so I seriously don’t know why you bother. You should stop while you’re ahead before I get really annoying.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

[samuraidudette]

Matty casually begins to poke Juan in the head with a smile on her face.

[jammin-ninja-blog]

/murderous stare

[samuraidudette]

“I’d like to avoid getting thrown out a window, but the thought of not talking isn’t exactly sounding all that appealing to me right now. How about you just stay calm while you’re here and deal with it hmm?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Alright. Fine. Keep talking. I’ll just find something else to do and ignore your squeaky, annoying voice.

[samuraidudette]

“You should know by now you’re really bad at ignoring me, even when you’re trying really hard. I make it quite difficult so I seriously don’t know why you bother. You should stop while you’re ahead before I get really annoying.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

[jammin-ninja-blog]

/sharpening his claws on Juan's sofa

... /SCREAM

[samuraidudette]

“I’d like to avoid getting thrown out a window, but the thought of not talking isn’t exactly sounding all that appealing to me right now. How about you just stay calm while you’re here and deal with it hmm?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Alright. Fine. Keep talking. I'll just find something else to do and ignore your squeaky, annoying voice.

[samuraidudette]

“You’re still standing here so I’m not. It’s almost like you’re waiting for something.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Yes I’m waiting for the deepest pits of hell to open and swallow you whole, leaving nothing but a faint trace of smoke in the very same place you are standing on.

[samuraidudette]

“Oh wow rude dude, even for you. Unfortunately for you, that’s not going to happen and you’re not that lucky. Guess that means you’re stuck with me till I get bored of bothering you which should be—— never. Shitty deal.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Crazy idea, how about you stop talking and I don't throw you out of the window? Because I'm still kind of calm, you are still in time.

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

[samuraidudette]

“Maybe I am. Don’t see you getting up to leave or anything, so it must not bother you that much.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Or maybe you are delusional.

[samuraidudette]

“You’re still standing here so I’m not. It’s almost like you’re waiting for something.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Yes I'm waiting for the deepest pits of hell to open and swallow you whole, leaving nothing but a faint trace of smoke in the very same place you are standing on.

[angimcart]

JuanxJuanxFem!Matt

[samuraidudette]

[[ omfg I love you asdlkfjsalkdf ]]

[jammin-ninja-blog]

((Angi pls))

[samuraidudette]

She smiled a bit, looking up at him.

“What else is new? Yet you still stick around… Are you masochistic by chance?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

[samuraidudette]

“A little bit, but that’s okay. I’m used to that by now.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

[samuraidudette]

“Maybe I am. Don’t see you getting up to leave or anything, so it must not bother you that much.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Or maybe you are delusional.

[samuraidudette]

She smiled a bit, looking up at him.

“What else is new? Yet you still stick around… Are you masochistic by chance?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

[samuraidudette]

“A little bit, but that’s okay. I’m used to that by now.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

[samuraidudette]

“I don’t want to…”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

… /deep sigh

God you are so fucking annoying I swear—

[samuraidudette]

She smiled a bit, looking up at him.

“What else is new? Yet you still stick around… Are you masochistic by chance?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

[samuraidudette]

“Because you’re acting like a jealous ‘boyfriend’ so to speak, that’s why.”

“The whole thing? What are you talking about now?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

THAT’s exactly what I’m talking about.

[samuraidudette]

“Still don’t know what you’re talking about dude.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Then let’s just stop talking.

[samuraidudette]

“I don’t want to…”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

... /deep sigh

God you are so fucking annoying I swear--

[samuraidudette]

“Because you’re acting like a jealous ‘boyfriend’ so to speak, that’s why.”

“The whole thing? What are you talking about now?”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

THAT’s exactly what I’m talking about.

[samuraidudette]

“Still don’t know what you’re talking about dude.”

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Then let's just stop talking.

[redguitarjammer-blog]

So that was you she’s fucked in the past. Should I say it’s nice to finally meet your, or….?

[jammin-ninja-blog]

… you are me, you have known me since you were born or some metaphysicalshit like that.

Why, she told you about me? Guess you shared a bed too, uh? Well, we shared a floor and a couch, actually. And a wall. But eh, it’s the same.

[redguitarjammer-blog]

Well I knew about all the crap that happened with you two, now I just know who exactly it was, you know what I mean.

Couch, floor, wall, probably the same as you.

[jammin-ninja-blog]

Really. She told you? Wow.

Eh. As I expected. Kinky bitch.