JAMS

local hufflepuff ! really bi

[bunkey]

bernie sanders tribute

[bunkey]

i take full credit

[feministism]

[jheselbraum]

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

My last name is culturally important to me

His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it

I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it

I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage

I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference

I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement

I want my husband to take MY name

[squirrellygirlart]

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

[conspiring-limabean]

one of my high school literature teachers kept her last name so we were confused to find she was married to another teacher and she was like “his last name is Cummings” and we were like yea that’s reasonable

[mourning--star-deactivated20210]

Its 2019 almost 2020 and PEOPLE AREN’T PROPERTY

[frogmp3]

me listening to mbmbam from the beginning again is the equivalent of when i would reread harry potter as a child also i’m just realizing part of why my teenage compared to middle school years were so miserable is because my parents moved me away from a neighborhood where i could walk/bike to the library. anyway if you guys have any podcast recommendations please comment i already listened to all of sawbones also and i don’t like taz that much

[frogmp3]

i bet if you polled like 8-16 year olds about their level of happiness it would be positively correlated with their abilities to walk/bike/bus to friends’ houses, skate parks/playgrounds/pools, libraries, the mall, etc without asking their parents for a ride

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[depression-healthy-carrier]

“It’s all in your head” yeah that’s kind of the entire problem innit

[scumfuckus]

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

[scumfuckus]

[the-barn-rat]

real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced

beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and less detrimental to the environment than quinoa grown in ecuador. the future is food forests. the green revolution is food forests. if we manage to survive this apocalyptic hellscape all of your food, plant and animal, is going to come from within half an hour of where you live. plant a vegetable garden in the meantime

[clouddoggo]

As a trained conservation biologist this is the most important step we can take. You do not understand how many issues we could solve if people bought most of their food from local sources.

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[20something-prep]

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[poisonous-ballads]

[niceferatu]

[insomniac-arrest]

hot girl summer this, feral woman winter that

we’re entering into soft girl spring where I roll myself up in moss, paint myself in pastel colors, and cry a little like a sorrowful waif of the moors every hour

[officialplants]

please go to bed knowing u are valued and important

[inkflowergarden]

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[sapphicambitions]

THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

[dragoncat223]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[seraappreciationday-deactivated]

its Pride Month which means that every lesbian is given a piece of land to farm with another lesbian, leading to intense pining and an eventual tender love affair amongst the trees and fields

[fireheartwraith]

What about we make it every wlw? DOUBLE THE GOAL, THE AGENDA WILL SUCCEED