Is that your overbite?

I'm Jana. I will drink all the Diet Coke you give me, which I hope is a lot. I am thrilled by perfect manicures and proper grammar. Clearly, I've got standards.

[jhenne-bean]

I'm just gonna start doing whatever dude

[annieernaux]

Learned how to submit things to deuxmoi

[anxietyproblem]

[falseobject]

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

[tall]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

old time mob boss

[sashaforthewin]

Meow, see

[godlessondheimite]

i love when rachel berry’s performing on stage and the lighting creates an illusion that there’s life in lea michele’s cold dead eyes

[great-tweets]

It should never have been this close.

[veepoutofcontext]

[urparty]

me when my parents die in a mysterious fire and my new guardian starts dressing up in increasingly ludicrous disguises to steal the fortune i inherited

[herspanic]

[ladyshinga]

in honor of us turning on our heater for the first time this season and setting off the fire alarm, i made a meme

[ispybluesky]

[stimman4000]

if you got a harry potter tattoo and regret it now...well im sorry but that ones on you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[janambm]

At this point I don’t even give a fuck if this is real or not

[nicollekidman]

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

[echochamber]

They couldn’t pick a better time to start in life

[lemonysnicketlibrary]

What’s the verdict? Are you worth kidnapping?