Stuff For later

Back on tumblr after like 5 years. Some kind of queer. Professional Wino.

[were--ralph]

[ASMR] Dr. Blastoise gives you an enema

[only-cat-memes]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[ask--glados]

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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

[amagicalduck47]

Valve play testers: *crying*

Me, a lesbian:

[throatmuppet]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ancient-rome-au]

"average Hellenistic warlord named three cities after himself" factoid actually just statistical error. the median Hellenistic warlord named one city after himself. Alexander III of Macedon, noted disaster bisexual and conqueror of the Achaemenid Empire, was an outlier and should not be counted.

[depsidase]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[depsidase]

[jello-the-frog]

Bro I love cows, now I understand why the aliens want them so badly, like gleep glorp your cow is now my property

[rockergiirl]

the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[animentality]

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[divorceddadrock]

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries