Stuff For later

Back on tumblr after like 5 years. Some kind of queer. Professional Wino.

[carolsturka]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[stupid-twink-girl]

im georging myself on her W bush

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[zoctopode]

[scentedcutlery]

girlfriend is a kind of plushie

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[were--ralph]

[ASMR] Dr. Blastoise gives you an enema

[only-cat-memes]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[ask--glados]

Visit Original Link

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

[amagicalduck47]

Valve play testers: *crying*

Me, a lesbian:

[throatmuppet]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ancient-rome-au]

"average Hellenistic warlord named three cities after himself" factoid actually just statistical error. the median Hellenistic warlord named one city after himself. Alexander III of Macedon, noted disaster bisexual and conqueror of the Achaemenid Empire, was an outlier and should not be counted.

[depsidase]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[depsidase]

[jello-the-frog]

Bro I love cows, now I understand why the aliens want them so badly, like gleep glorp your cow is now my property

[rockergiirl]

the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"