[janellesux]

good haul. patchwork plush haul earlier was less successful so I decided to switch LOL

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[vladtheunfollower]

[frogii]

Yoooo finally got some software so I can make the beats I like so much lmfao god bless

[long-tan-and-waluigi]

🤺😠DONT😡fuck🙅with me        🍆💦👎      I 🙏 have the             👊power👊 of 🙌God🙌 and  🍙🍘ANIME🍙🍘 on my side                        😔😧😬😤AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🤺😭

[anxietyndchill]

[girlrejectsgod]

[nemfrog]

“Sunset at sea.” Color separation negatives. Sergeĭ Mikhaĭlovich Prokudin-Gorskiĭ. Between 1905-1915. Library of Congress.

[janellesux]

florence welch: forest goddess, queen of the fae

hozier: florence's son with a mortal woodcutter, trapped between the mortal realm and the fae realm

lorde: dark entity summoned by victorian occultists

lady gaga: diva possessed by the spirit of a modern art exhibit

beyonce and solange: the sun and the moon

kanye west: protagonist of an epic greek tragedy

lana del rey: met the devil at the crossroads and sucked his dick

carly rae jepsen: a mortal, but we don't deserve her

[thebitchsaidyeeaah]

A ride with Paris Hilton

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[killaskillz85]

Imma try

[fakecel]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[hoebutmadefashion]

the queen of country music meeting dolly parton

[timotaychalamet]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[cockkotwica]

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

[blackmodel]

GOD?????

[excima]

I snorted who made this

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

Me.

[4lung]