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JTV sideblog with a little B99! I'm Lily, my other fandom blog is @intezaarlily

[macperalta]

RAYMOND HOLT AND KEVIN COZNER IN SEASON 8: A LOVE STORY

[nathanhaley]

1x18 // 8x10

[shivgirly]

Why will that “reignite the passion”?

Because it will force them to change into clothes I have carefully placed at the top of their suitcases. Thus changing them both into a couple of thirst traps.

[nathanhaley]

[ginandweas]

“Title of your sex tape -”

[grammatically-incoherent]

series pilot → series finale: jake and holt

[jakeyp]

over the years, you’ve sometimes referred to me as something of a father figure. (insp.)

[nathanhaley]

This is the real world. Relationships end in unsatisfying ways everyday. People don't run to each other in the rain.

[macperalta]

pride month edition ↣ gay/bi solidarity🌈 

“Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So… thank you.”

[aleshakills]

If you are someone who likes to watch a lot of cop shows, I want you to ask yourself a few questions.

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, hate Internal Affairs? Isn’t the job of Internal Affairs to root out the “bad cops”? Isn’t their job to make sure police follow the rules? Why is that presented as inherently evil or antagonistic? 

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, hate defense attorneys? Isn’t the defense attorney’s job to protect the rights of all citizens? Isn’t it their job to make sure police follow the law? Isn’t it their job to make sure everyone is treated fairly under the system? Why is that presented as inherently evil or antagonistic? 

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, get upset when citizens invoke their constitutional rights? Don’t those rights exist to ensure all citizens are treated fairly? Don’t they exist to ensure innocent people are not wrongfully incriminated? Why are citizens who invoke their rights presented as dishonest, untrustworthy, or antagonistic? 

To be clear, I’ve watched Brooklyn 99 and enjoyed it. I was watching Elementary the other day. But even when I watch shows I like, I make a mental note every time a cop lies, breaks the law, subverts someone’s basic rights, or just generally acts like an asshole to the people the are meant to serve and protect. 

How often are they called out on their behavior? How often are they punished for it? How often is it reinforced as correct by the narrative?

When I tell people to be critical of the media they consume that is what I mean. Not simply calling it terrible and moving on, but actually engaging thoughtfully, asking questions, and forming conclusions about what that media is trying to say to you. Then decide whether you want to keep listening, or if it will be better for you in the long run to move on.

[dailyb99gifs]

[freak-priest]

sometimes i forget that Rosa canonically went to Catholic school and was an exemplary student

[tall-butt]

I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

+ bonus

[kim-jisoo]

#tag yourself i’m everyone

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[stillisee]

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

[hollowboobtheory]

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

[lierdumoa]

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

:|

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

[vraik]

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

[owengrose]

“Look, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes you’re handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, I’m definitely bi.”

[shakespeareanqueer]

It’s come across my dash again with the perfect addition! As someone who spent most of their life thinking that I was straight with just, like, more exceptions than normal and a shit ton of celebrity crushes, this is very plausible and accurate representation and I want it so badly

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This post gets better every time I see it.

[crack--attack]

So like, if Jake never realized they were dating, does that mean when he first sees John, they kiss bc that’s just ‘how they’ve always said hi’?

[dammitradar]

Jake and John: *smooch on the mouth*

Charles: What the hell, Jake?

Jake: Oh it’s not- this isn’t- that’s just how we say ‘hi!’

Charles: WHAT AM I TO YOU, JAKE??

Jake: A married man, Charles

Charles: SO ARE YOU, JAKE!!

[doona-baes]

I think Captain Holt’s taking it really well.

[sasumaebrainrot-deactivated2021]

inspired by x

[macperalta]

“And if you ever want a friend to sit with you and silently listen to death metal, just know I’m always here.”