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Welcome to this blog!!

My name is Stella (@i-have-no-soul) and this blog is essentially the home for any of my headcanons, incorrect quotes, and other assorted writings related to Creepypasta!

A little bit of information about me. As mentioned earlier, my name is Stella, I go by she/her, I’m a minor, I’m bi, asexual, and transfem. I’ve been a Creepypasta fan for years, but I’m only getting involved in the fandom for real now as my hyperfixation has been reinvigorated.

My favorite creeps are Jane (duh), Clockwork, Nina, Kate the Chaser, and the entire cast of Marble Hornets. Expect a lot surrounding them (tho I certainly won’t limit myself to just them).

Some ground rules. I have no hard and fast DNI and I don’t block often but I will block anyone who brings unneeded hostility or overall makes this blog less fun. Critique on my writing is always welcome; unabashed hate and aggression is not. My interpretation of characters may differ from the fandom consensus, so keep that in mind while reading my posts.

My askbox is open if you want me to write a request for headcanons / writings about a specific character / concept and I will do my best to get around to it in as timely a manner as possible. I don’t have any real hard rules about what I will or won’t write, but I’m not that good at NSFW stuff, so if you want that bear that in mind. While I have nothing against it, I have never written X reader content, so while you’re free to request it, I cannot promise it will be… Good.

With that being said, welcome!

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clockwork in a tanktop <- saying this while drooling

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this blog is getting a modicum of more attention than usual so!! if you have any headcanon requests or prompts or questions or anything creepypasta related, my asks are wide open!! feel free to send anything you want my way, and ill answer to the best of my ability.

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i think there should be more creepypasta yuri

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i think there should be more creepypasta yuri

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My Jane The Killer Interpretation

Forgive me if this is a bit ramble-y at places, i’m not good at keeping my thoughts in neat order lmao

Jane Richardson (which is the name i’ll be using unless i come up with a better one) was really your ordinary midwestern suburban girl. She had a solidly middle-class family, a loving set of parents, a cool younger sister, a best friend she totally didn’t have a huge crush on, and really, sort of the perfect life. She was set to graduate, go off to a good college, and live a good life.

Then, on her 18th birthday, her life changed forever. I trust you can infer what that means.

Her parents were dead. Her sister was missing, and presumed dead. Her house was burned to the ground. And she was left bleeding out on the sidewalk, having been stabbed and thrown from a second-story window, barely clinging to life.

She would have died had the emergency services not arrived as fast as they did. Still, not even they could stop the bleeding. By the time they made it to the hospital, she was almost dead.

It just so happened that hospital had been doing trial run on a mysterious drug called LQ-H8, with an even more mysterious inventor. The drug essentially put the body into overdrive, greatly increasing the natural healing factor and physical strength of the subject… At the cost of a high risk of death and permanent bodily changes, like black sclera, darkened veins, and pale skin.

The doctors, low on options, used the serum on Jane, perhaps without the level of informed consent necessary to make that an ethical choice. Jane writhed in agony as the serum took effect, but after a few minutes, she passed out, her heart rate stabilized, and her wounds completely healed. She was the first— and only— to survive the drug.

She woke up, dazed, confused, and emotionally devastated. She was immediately subjected to several examinations which revealed shockingly little was physiologically wrong with her. Then, came the police and the FBI. In a haze of grief and disorientation, she was able to positively identify Jeffrey Alan Woods as the man who had killed her family. Her being one of Jeff’s few surviving victims, and her case occurring so close to the ten-year anniversary of the original massacres, made her immediately a subject of great interest to the media circus and true crime scene that had popped up around Jeff. Her name’s surface similarity to Jeff’s, as well as her newfound frightening appearance earned her the nickname “Jane the Killer” in the tabloids, a name she came to despise.

As the days passed and she recovered, she found herself feeling hollow. Almost everyone she loved was gone. She was permanently scarred. She would never be able to sleep again without worrying about *him* hurting her again. And worst of all, she had promised her younger sibling she would always be there for her. To protect her. She failed.

Maybe it was self destruction that drove her to break out of the hospital she was being treated at. Maybe a need for revenge. Maybe both. In Jane’s mind, she was already dead, her body just hadn’t figured it out yet. And while she had this brief, second chance, she was going to make the son of a bitch who did this pay.

She was going to kill Jeff. Maybe those tabloids were right.

Anyways!!! I know that’s not too different from the original version, but I just wanted to get the version of jane im operating with on paper first before delving into headcanons surrounding her supporting cast (and boy do i have those. i’ll probably be making posts about Mary Vaughn (her love interest) and Jessie Richardson (her sister) soon as well because. They’re different. Oh boy are they different :3)

Also!!! I’ve written this as a short story on AO3 a long time ago. It’s called “Insomnia,” and I’ve links it below. I kinda wanna change a few of the smaller details in it to make it better match my vision so I might do that at some point. it also lowkey flopped so like idk lmao. i personally am still proud of it. this is. a long ass post i know—

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64076788

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Nina: A girl is interested in me, and I’m not going to ignore it!

Kate: Nina, I want you.

Nina: Want me to what?

Kate: I, um…

Nina: Forgot what you were gonna say? Happens to me all the time. Well, I’m off!

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Hello! Bit of a deviation from my usual content, but I saw some other voice claims videos and I wanted to throw my hat in the ring! I only did a few characters and I'm not sure how I feel about some of them but it's done! Let me know how y'all feel about my voice / if y'all wanna see a part 2 to this with other characters.

also if yall know a free online editor software that isnt capcut and is easy to use plz let me know capcut was unnecessarily difficult for a project this simple and it kept trying to make me use ai bullshit so like 😭

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i know i’ve already made it clear that i don’t ship janejeff on this blog but like i get the enemies to enemies who fuck / kismesis-ness of it all its just not for me.

That being said. jeff would NOT top what are we TALKING about

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Greeting's dear. Just wanted to say hello.

Hello!!!

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Rating Creepypasta Ships

N.B.: These are all MY OPINION and NOT objective analysis. Feel free to disagree and comment / reblog with your own ratings and ships. Please be respectful of everyone’s opinions and for the love of god don’t start a shipping war in my comment section. One of the best parts of this fandom is the variety of interpretations of these characters, so please don’t harass someone for having a different interpretation than you. Wit the said…

1. Jane the Killer x Jeff the Killer - 3/10

eh.

i understand why this one is popular. i do love a good enemies to lovers ship

my issue is just. well one i tend to prefer the richardson interpretation of jane to the arkensaw one and richardson is a canonical lesbian but also. somethin about it just doesn’t do it for me tbh

like i feel like a lot of people kinda. shipped them together initially without knowing much about jane because of how similar their names are and when they learned about her backstory they just kinda. handwaved it away. and often jane kinda loses. idk the word. agency? personality? somethin like that.

i do feel like there are instances where this can work but i feel like you’d have to change both characters a whole lot to get there. jane is someone kinda defined by her hatred of jeff and i feel like something is lost if you just convert that to love.

and i know the sorta. toxic-ness and the hate-rom is kinda part of the appeal but eh. it just doesn’t really work for me unfortunately

Tim (Masky) x Brian (Hoodie) - 9/10

see now we’re fuckin talking

two best friends. both sharing the same affliction. both facing the same demons. people who know each other better than anyone else in the whole world

as well as the drama!! tim lying to brian about how he first came into contact with the operator and that tearing a rift in their relationship but they hoth still clearly care about each other????????

i’m insane. good food. i should rewatch marble hornets. next:

Clockwork x ‘Ticci’ Toby - 7/10

honestly i kinda fuck with the more as besties than i do as lovers

like don’t get me wrong i understand the ship i think it’s pretty good

but there is a part of me that is like. idk if clockwork would ever date a man fhdhdhd

i know she does in her original story but she strikes me as a lesbian so like. whatever not important

romantically while not my favorite i do see the appeal and i think it can be quite sweet.

also wasn’t there like. a plotline by one of the original writers where clockwork gets like. zalgo-possessed and kills toby?? idk if im remembering wrong but that’s tragic and dramatic as fuck and i eat that shit up

Nina the Killer x Kate the Chaser: 10/10

THERE WE GO BAYBEEEE

thing about me is i love contrasts. and fuckin. bubbly ass nina next to stoic depressed kate is real good for me

also i think kate deserves this. she’s been through a lot of shit let her have a cute scene girl to kiss and to probably comit several crimes with

i also headcanon kate as having body dysmorphia due to the scars that are on her model in slender: the arrival and just general mental illness party caused by slender and. well. nina finds her beautiful. the same way she finds herself and jeff beautiful. anyways

Nina the Killer x Jane the Killer: 9.5/10

nina has two hands.

same thing i said about kate and nina and opposites but like. instead of just personalities it’s also styles. goth x scene is cute as hell idk what else to say

i like it slightly less than nina kate mostly cause. all of the stuff i’ve scene for nina/kate is really fucking good and i haven’t seen as much for this ship but still. real good.

Tim (Masky) x Jay (Marble Hornets): 9/10

i love me a good tragedy. that’s all i have to say on that.

idk. they have the most screen time together i think in marble hornets so like. obviously they’re gonna have the most well established dynamic.

they’re also both freaks. jay i love you my man why are you stalking this guy outside of his doctors appointment 😭 why are you POSTING his MEDICAL RECORDS online

and like. despite that. they still form a close bond. one that is very quickly and unceremoniously shattered. and tim is left alone. all alone. to pick up the pieces.

i said i liked tragedy.

Clockwork x Me: 100000000/10

fuck you i don’t have to explain myself LOOK AT HER.

this one’s a joke mostly i don’t really read x reader fics. thats what making ocs are for

I know this is real short and certainly missing things so feel free to ask me my thoughts on other ships in the comments / reblogs / my askbox!!

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Nina: Im Jeff’s right hand arm— man. I’m Jeff’s everything. I’m his confidant. His best friend. His silly rabbit.

Jane: His what?

Nina: His silly rabbit.

Jane: His silly rabbit? Is that what he calls you?

Nina: No <3

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Walks back into this blog covered in blood. hello i’m alive. took. apparently a few months off but! Hello again!

I’m Stella, I’m a creepypasta writer, and my askbox is once again open! My favorite characters are Jane the Killer, Kate the Chaser, the Marble Hornets cast, and Clockwork, but I’ll write about anyone provided I know enough about them (and I’m always willing to learn about new blorbos)

So yeah. Hi. I’m back. Sorry I dropped off the face of the Earth fhfhfjfj.

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Hello!! Sorry for taking a few weeks off from this blog, my life’s been pretty busy. That being said!

My askbox remains wide open if you want me to talk about my headcanons / thoughts / basically anything about creepypastas, especially my faves (jane the killer, clockwork, anyone from marble hornets…)

Feel free to send anything you want my way (within. reason) and I’ll do my best to make a. Coherent response to it haha.

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Jane the Killer x male reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman

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As a reminder this blog is wide open for asks if you want to. Give me an excuse to ramble about my creepypasta headcanons :D

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As a reminder this blog is wide open for asks if you want to. Give me an excuse to ramble about my creepypasta headcanons :D