but I'm only human.

janey isobel fords. 8teen. esfj. superhuman intelligence. I bleed when I fall down, i'm only human, and I { c r a s h } and I break down. your words in my head, knives in my heart, you build me up and then I fall a p a r t.

[janey-fords]

“Au natural... or pushed up?”

[janey-fords]

ethanxparkinson:

Did you just grab my ass?

“Must have been someone else.”

[janey-fords]

trulyevanescent:

“No, in physicalness!”

"Yeah, I’m good.”

[janey-fords]

isabella-dimaria:

You really should be careful with that. You don’t want to push yourself, do you?

There’s really no such thing as pushing myself too hard here.

[janey-fords]

jonathanlund:

So we’ve moved from an island to a mountain range and as far as I can see there’s still no obvious way out.

We’re still trapped.

[janey-fords]

EM: :*

JF: :~)

[janey-fords]

theheightofintelligence:

“For your entire allotted time though? Isn’t that a bit excessive?”

"Have you even been paying attention? I’ve only been doing this for the past five minutes.”

[janey-fords]

EM: Okay Baron Buzzkill who died and made you the joke czar

JF: aw

JF: but maybe i really liked your zombie joke

[apricotcandy]

“I believe in pink. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.“ - Audrey Hepburn

[janey-fords]

EM: A ZOMBEE.

EM: GET IT.

JF: oh my god

JF: the whole point of a joke is to NOT say 'do you get it' right afterwards

[girl-in-your-head]

“Well, I suppose I won’t have to tell you twice then.”

[janey-fords]

“I’m a bit of a genius and with powers like yours you’ve probably used them on everyone, right?”

[janey-fords]

EM: HEY

EM: What do you call a dead bee?

JF: HELLO CAPTAIN CAPS

JF: ... I don't know, what do you call a dead bee?

[kcthcrinejxckscn-blog]

“Nope! C’mon, let me keep it for myself! Memories need to be kept!”

[janey-fords]

“Yeah. In your head.”

[girl-in-your-head]

No, really.  I’ve never used my power against you.  I don’t understand why you’re even asking!

[janey-fords]

“I can tell if you’re lying.”

[theheightofintelligence]

“You do realize that I can see everything you do on this computer, right?”

[janey-fords]

“Yes, I know that. Is there such a crime in watching videos of cute puppies?”

[kcthcrinejxckscn-blog]

“You look so adorable in this! There’s no way I’m deleting it.”

[janey-fords]

“I definitely do not look adorable, please delete it!”

[jadexxroberts-blog]

You have something in your hair. 

[janey-fords]

“Oh, thanks for letting me know, I would’ve been walking around all day with a twig in my hair.”