Jam

Disorders are not adjectives

[snowfull]

That awful moment when you wake up.

[ex-imaginarily]

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

[2hy]

[ricoyl]

[epicukulelesolo]

“Thank you loud mobile heat pack for making me this lovely hammock”

[officialcrow]

I smoked some loud mobile heat pack just last nite

[summon-the-monster]

Why beatboxers can never cross the street (w/ Roman Campolo & Ismail Evans)

[sickfuture]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

help him

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[missvenicebitch]

Marina and the Diamonds, 2011.

[shampains]

Marina and The Diamonds performs live on stage during day two of Lollapalooza Chile at Parque O’Higgins, Santiago, Chile.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who would read her zodiac and yours

[olivicat]

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[mesjid]

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

[eloradanans]

cool date idea:

- take me to a bookstore - give me $1,000 - leave

[syntaxarchive]

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

[nevergenders-moved]

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

[foulmilk]

FUCK THIS IS ME

[theonemusicmaniac]

THIS IS SO ME

[rabbitprince666]

ME AS FUCK

[surprisebitch]

Dear DreamWorks Studios,

As moviegoers and fans of the original 1995 Ghost in the Shell film, we respectfully request that you cast an actress of Japanese descent for the lead role of Motoko Kusanagi rather than Scarlett Johansson.

The American film industry is already unfriendly to Asian actors without roles in major films being changed to exclude them. One recent survey found that in 2013, Asian characters made up only 4.4% of speaking roles in top-grossing Hollywood films.

Please use this opportunity to help talented Asian-American actors receive recognition for their work. There are so few opportunities for them to shine in Hollywood, and this film would be a perfect platform.

Sign the Petition

[weloveshortvideos]

These face swaps are getting out of hand…