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Bachelor of arts, master of puns. Once a little boy, now a multidimensional lesbian. I have the Latin profiency certificate without knowing shit about Latin. Sum of all. I am the inconvenience in the life of everyone who knows me. Don't challenge me. Friends with The Trees.

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Imagine good star wars sequels... part 2!

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Die Geschichte vom runden Salbei

Er zeigte auf den Salbei und meint, dass dies ein Ball sei.

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Kunstrasen 2

Es ist einfach nasses Plastik. Es entsteht ein grasförmiger Algenteppich. Life imitates art. Eine Schicht des Realen auf dem Konstrukt. Ist das möglich? Gibt es Wahre Masken? Ein Echtes Ich, wer Du bist darunter gammelndes Fleisch von Eisen umschlossen. Tod umgibt. Verzerrte Stimme bittet um Hilfe.

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Kunstrasen 1

Kunstrasen vertrocknet nicht. Trotzdem kann man ihn bewässern. Das bringt aber nix.

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seriöser Film

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Imagine if we had good sequel movies.

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Vorbereitungen für das Brickboard Pridemonth Event 2024

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Time to repost this gem again. This truly is one of the comics.

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LESBIAN SUPERMARKET

it's finally out!!

It's about a supermarket and there are lesbians and other queer people and also timothée chalamet is there (my synopsis of the film)

The film is in german but english subtitles are provided

read more for an actual attempt at a synopsis and content warnings

Anders, a young trans man leaves his parents because they won't accept him as their son. After he notices the pride flags outside the supermarket owned by lesbian couple Kamille and Charlotte, and sees something he probably shouldn't have (involving Timothée Chalamet) and finds gis place in the queer community.

Things aren't perfect though. There's a landlord who threatens to have the police evict the supermarket lesbians by friday if they can't procure the rent and a non-accessible second floor in the barn Anders moves into, that prevents another potential roommate from living there.

Content Warnings: cartoon violence, there are cops, some transphobia in flashbacks and ableism is one of the topics of the film

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Lesbian in a supermarket, what will they buy?

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Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Nathan the Wise?

Sadly, I was not able to understand it acoustically, as it was told in to quiet of a manner. What a tragedy.

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ONION ONION ONION ONION