Jao

the human being of all time

[jaothehuman]

so yall know my wacky sona thingy yeah

this thing^

well it's a slimy, liquidy plasmoid thing, i don't rlly have a lore for it i just know it's S L I M E

and I did a thing in a friends discord server i'm in where i made other people's sonas into this species

pink is Ceci, my sister

orange is @gooseandsquid

and white is Chroma

I rlly liked doing it so

i'm opening it up for all of you :3

that's right, for a limited time only you can turn yourself into a

plasmoid slime thingy!

it's completely free

actually no, my payment is you gotta follow me and post the drawing on your page with credit >:]

you just need to dm me the picture of the sona, the colour you want it to be, the clothes and other specifications (accessories, anything inside the slime, scars or specific features, etc) and I make you a slimy fellar!

ok go

ALSO RULES

NO genitalia/explicit sexual content!!!

the character has to be YOURS, even if it's just a quick ms paint drawing, as long as it's YOURS. even if it's a Coldsteel-level fandom oc I can do it, but no already existing characters

also NO AI IMAGES!! I accept picrews and gacha but NO AI!!

DON'T SEND ME AN ACTUAL PIC OF YOU IRL I know i'm technically drawing you but INTERNET SAFETY IS IMPORTANT

furries are allowed, any species, but please be aware that i'm not a master or professional

no explicitly violent content either, it's gonna be mostly static

[gooseandsquid]

if this gets to the right part of tumblr…please

Take these screenshots from my toxic friends and do literally anything with them. let me laugh at them more

First one, the guy was being straight up homophobic

second one was from a qna where they completely overblown the situation then blamed the person who asked (also they manipulated me a bunch)

[jaothehuman]

I have made my contributions.

[jaothehuman]

MagiGAYg

from left to right, Juno is the child of the new Goddess of Spirits and the Demigod of Knowledge, Sesamii and Yan! Juno's transfem and lesbian, she already has a gf named Vander!

Jupiter is the child of one of my ocs with one of my gf's ocs, Minerv and...Juno. their Juno's a different character lol. Minerv is a renowned writer/director, in his younger days he even survived a fight against the God of Chaos! all while teaching his ex-transphobic father Scourge to be accepting. more on Min and Scourge later. Jupiter is bigender and almondsexual

Misally you already know, child of the God of Time and the Empress of the Down-Below. the DB doesn't rlly have a concept of gender, so Misa's genderqueer!

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[jaothehuman]

Meet Giovanni

he's the director of a company called Blackstone in the Red Desert, known for its mad and fiery people and its coal-black sands.

the company owns almost all the real estate in the region and in others, charging basically as much as he can and doing basically nothing for the people.

he made an artificial warrior to kill the legendary vigilante, the Red-Eyed Madman.

after he succeeded, the creation, Protto, ran off and went to live its own life

after Protto was deleted by the Child of Fate for crimes against the multiverse, Giovanni started to create another warrior...

[grungekitty-77]

Not that anybody asked, but I think it's important to understand how shame and guilt actually work before you try to use it for good.

It's a necessary emotion. There are reasons we have it. It makes everything so. much. worse. when you use it wrong.

Shame and guilt are DE-motivators. They are meant to stop behavior, not promote it. You cannot, ever, in any meaningful way, guilt someone into doing good. You can only shame them into not doing bad.

Let's say you're a parent and your kid is having issues.

Swearing in class? Shame could work. You want them to stop it. Keep it in proportion*, and it might help. *(KEEP IT IN PROPORTION!!!)

Not doing their homework? NO! STOP! NO NOT DO THAT! EVER! EVER! EVER! You want them to start to do their homework. Shaming them will have to opposite effect! You have demotivated them! They will double down on NOT doing it. Not because they are being oppositional, but because that's what shame does!

You can't guilt people into building better habits, being more successful, or getting more involved. That requires encouragement. You need to motivate for that stuff!

If you want it in a simple phrase:

You can shame someone out of being a bad person, but you can't shame them into being a good person.

[grungekitty-77]

Fun fact, that was literally what inspired me to make this post!

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[jaothehuman]

Meet Glory!

She's an elderly draconite who had her wings cut when she was young by hunters. she grew up to lead a gang of bikers, forming her own family from broken pieces

[jaothehuman]

most controversial Game theory today:

"Pomni is Jesus!!!"

tamest og game theory:

[jaothehuman]

meet Desert Rose!

the 11-year-old child who is the reincarnation of a legendary mercenary/vigilante, haunted by the past life she doesn't even remember, being molded, inch by inch...

fortunately, with the help of her adoptive family of bikers, she might find herself becoming her own person

[jaothehuman]

Do you remember who you were?

[gooseandsquid]

node monsters except for froger bc i hate froger

horror warning

[jaothehuman]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYY EHEHEHEHEHE

I'M SO HAPPYYYYY

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[stevethevehicon22]

Thank you.

[vanillabean5645]

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

[mecha-mark-2]

This is mandatory.

[void-angel666]

yes

[jaothehuman]

repost or i send a pipebomb to your house.

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

3.9 Miku Day! 2026

[should-be-sleeping]

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

[should-be-sleeping]

Caution: baby!

[should-be-sleeping]

One day (but not this day)!

[should-be-sleeping]

Update:

Thriving!

[should-be-sleeping]

Now taller than a human person!

In case you were wondering!

[should-be-sleeping]

Update:

Filling out, and up!

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

We threw it a birthday party once spring arrived. 🎂

[should-be-sleeping]

🎉

[lee-alder]

Today was a pretty shit day. This is a nice post to see. Birthday hat tree.

[should-be-sleeping]

I hope tomorrow is kinder. 🌱

[should-be-sleeping]

You can. You will! 🏞

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)