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intro post :)

hi, i'm diara (they/she), i share a birthday with john <3 and i'm 19. my fav bugs era is def rubber soul (i know i write for help! so much).

my multi-fandom side blog is @splendidunboyfriendable

i write for the beatles mainly but let me know if you have any requests! i try to make all my stuff gender neutral!!

here's some things i won't write about (uncensored):

alcohol consumption

rape or cnc

hard kink

incest

beastiality

underage anything

abuse

any requests including these themes will be deleted. i hope this clears things up. thanks *ೃ༄

rainbow-femme

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

zilabee

This might be oddly specific but could I get a ringo x reader where the reader is a roadie or provides help on tour and even though they are trying to keep their relationship with ringo lowkey it’s super obvious because they can’t get enough of each other? And the other Beatles tease them about it of course

hi anon, this is actually a little similar to my paul x reader series so thanks for playing into my strong suits.

brian is definitely aware of the relationship before you even tell him just because he's a master of reading body language and keeping tabs on his boys. he's the one who suggested you keep your relationship from the band because some of them (cough, cough paul) are too chatty for their own good and the only thing worse than having the band gossip with each other is having the world harrass you and rings over the relationship.

ringo definitely sneaks touches when no ones looking. his hands linger on yours for a little longer than necessary when passing him a new set of drum sticks or he'll pull you in for a hug when it'd be more appropriate to give a hand shake. he loves these small displays of affection, any little tiny act of rebellion against brian to show you that he holds you above all rules.

he always finds an excuse to have you present during the recordings because he likes to show off in front of you. it takes almost double the time it would normally take because he keeps getting distracted by looking at you.

he sneaks you away to make out in hall way closets and vacant bathrooms at any chance he gets. a quickie if he's on a lunch break. the way the band finds out is because george catches you guys sucking face in a guitar storeroom. it's pretty juvenile but the thrill of sneaking around makes you forget the consequences

brian has to have a whole band meeting to make sure that everyone keeps your relationship on the down low and also to stop ringo from fucking you in closets. john is definitely the hardest on you two because he thinks it's funny to take the piss but they all understand what it's like to be in love and to be ridiculously horny.

#ringo starr x reader #the beatles x reader

specific anon this applies to i hope you're reading this, it's confession time. i've never seen a hard day's night. it's on my list and i will watch it asap so i can fulfill this one req. sorry :(

#diara's diary *ೃ༄

Would you ever consider doing Help! John headcanons?

hii anon!! so i distinctly remember writing some sort of help! john headcanons but it turns out they were just dating ones based on it and also it was like my first post so it was trash. so re-do!!!!

help! john is possibly the most snarky iteration of john in all of the beatles cinematic universe. he's constantly cracking jokes to cope with all the nonsense that's happening around him. he does his best to charm you with his humour but his version of flirting is making fun of you so it doesn't always hit.

he's type of guy to start playing songs if he's even in the same room as a guitar. he loves the idea of playing you romantic love songs and totally serenading you. he doesn't like sharing his songs unless he's really proud of them so he gets a little sensitive if you don't like them. he goes through phases where he's really into one particular song and listens to it over and over, won't stop playing it, talking about it, etc. if you hear him humming a tune you know you won't stop hearing it until the sound makes him physically ill.

he feels most confident in his suit but he hasn't got the hang of ironing yet so some of his suit will be smooth but parts will look like he's been rolling around on the floor. don't bring up the iron burns. you help him iron occasionally and get him a clothes steamer because it's easier to use but sometimes you can still crinkles on the hems.

he has to trim his man bangs every couple days to keep it the exact length he likes. you'll be in bed, waiting him to come sleep and see him in the bathroom with nail scissors carefully cutting away. he refuses to see a barber for such a miniscule cut but he does stop doing it so late at night so he doesn't disturb you as much.

as a logic-based guy, he doesn't understand why ringo isn't willing to cut off his finger to save his own life so he gets very frustrated sometimes. it's a very stressful situation and he ends up arguing with the guys a lot. he tries to stay away from you until he's more calm to avoid taking it out on you. it's easier for him to regulate when he's around you because you help him rationalise and ground himself but he's still anxious he might do something to push you away. having ringo facing off against death puts the thought of losing his loved ones in john's head so he's just pretty jittery in general.

#john lennon x reader #the beatles x reader

pennielane

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN LENNON AND SEAN ONO LENNON "John talked baby talk, tickled [Sean], threw him in the air, slipped him between his knees and prompted him with spontaneous learning games. ... There was no mistaking it: John was Sean's mommy." — David Sheff

beatlessideblog

The point to remember about the Beatles is that you get four for the price of one.

But still you may distinguish them thus:

There is John. He is the tough one with the deep, loud, sexy voice. He wins any argument by sheer volume. He makes funny faces, invents funny voices and funny stories called Good Dog Nigel or The Wrestling Dog. He has a wife and a baby. It is usually John who bawls "Ah shut up."

"Ours," he says, "is a to-day image," and he's dead right. "I know that if I don't want to do something, I don't do it. What I like about this is the money and being famous. It's nice to be famous - that's why people try to get famous, isn't it? I mean, having a fellow put 'Reserved' on the carriage door and having people do everything for you. I'm dead lazy."

"At grammar school I tried to look like a Ted. 'You are not a Ted,' they would say. 'Teds work in factories'. I always liked Teds. Then I went to college. College life was so free I went potty. I got myself voted into the students' union just to get rock played. I don't suppose I think much about the future. I don't really give a damn. Everybody drumming on about our future but I'm not letting it interfere with my laughs, if you see what I mean."

Paul is the beautiful one with eyes that slope downwards like Jeanne Moreau's. He is sensitive and thoughtful and the only pop singer I know to have produced any clue about what it feels like to start off rather poor and end up stinking rich.

"It's soft to say you don't change. Of course you change but you only notice it in little things. Like food. I never had anything like a crepe suzette before we made it in this business. You stay in a good hotel and you ask what it is they tell you it's a pancake done in a special way. Then you have it and you like it. Then people say, 'What's your favourite food?' And instead of saying jam butties you say crepe suzette. Of course you still enjoy jam butties and what I like best is getting an old roast dinner on a Sunday."

George is the handsome one, the one with the most hair. He calls it "hur". He says outrageous things in a deep, lazy voice. Nobody has enjoyed himself more this year than our George.

"For the kick-off, ours is a fast life and we get our laughs. Sometimes we find ourselves hysterical, especially when we're tired. We've got a thing now about these soft little plaques you get in houses. We've got one at home on the wall that says 'However far you wander, wherever you may roam, your thoughts will always wander, to those you love at home.' We get hysterical about it. We'd been staring at them for years, never realised they were such a laugh."

Ringo is the ugliest and the cutest and the most appealing. So jowlish is his face that the effort to smile is enormous. He does this rarely but the smile is worth waiting for because he has lovely teeth. Ringo's fans are his for life. He sits marooned behind his drums, shaking his head, grinning and silent and loveable.

"I feel old at 23," he says. "When I'm married around 30 I'll be an old man. Look around and it's funny. The 15-20s look like they're 30. I've always been free, since I was 16. You have to learn to fend for yourself. I'm lucky, aren't I? I'm a sort of name and I earn a good wage. As far as food goes, a steak is a steak, isn't it? Though down here they call chips French-fried. I don't know about the future. I suppose I live for to-day, though that's a soft thing to say. I'm not worried about my pension. I don't fancy being a bus conductor. I'd like to be sort of comfortable with a nice house and a few hairdressing businesses. That's a good game."

Obsessed with Maureen Cleave's rundown of them all [Ireland's Saturday Night, 28 December 1963 - see also her previous excellent write up for the Nottingham Evening Post with similarly epic descriptions 😄)

happy birthday to me (and john and sean) :)))

#diara's diary *ೃ༄

the beatles birthday hc's

in honour of mine and johnny's birthday here are the ways the boys would celebrate yours and their birthdays.

john lennon

he makes you breakfast in bed and lays out all your gifts in the living room like it's christmas day. he loves playing the housewife. he wraps all your presents in plain white paper and then hand draws designs and patterns all over them and ties them up with colourful ribbon.

he takes you out to dinner but he spends the whole day with you. you watch tv on the couch while he bakes some bread for lunch and you cuddle while he waits for the dough to proof.

for his birthday, you steal his house husband schtick and cook him a romantic dinner. a nice feed like grilled chicken alfredo with roast potatoes and green beans. you eat it by candlelight to the sound of his favourite record. you'd try your hand at guitar to serenade him and to make him laugh.

paul macca

paul plans the whole day very elaborately months in advance. he would plan most of the event for the later half of the day so you can sleep in. he definitely takes you dancing out at a club, but picks one that's a little more exclusive to stop him from being swarmed on your bithday.

he writes a special birthday song for you every year and puts them all onto a casette for you. he draws little pictures on the labels of them and makes them look pretty for you. he explains all the parts to you and then plays it just on a accoustic guitar. he'll be like "okay so the bass part would go like bwomp bwomp bwaa and then then the drums would be like duh duh duh, just let me play it for you"

for his birthday you plan a party with all his friends, which makes it easy to find the music because most of them are musicians. he loves the attention, he's happiest when he's around the people he loves and he loves a lot of people.

george harrison

as much as george loves to stay inside, he takes you to a nice restaurant that he knows you love. he invites a few of your close friends for a casual lunch and then plans a more intimate dinner with just you at him later in the day. he takes advantage of his status to get a private room for dinner to keep things to just the two of you (and the servers).

he gets you a couple little sentimental gifts, books he's annotated with notes just for you, special mixtapes with some of his musician friends' unreleased songs, jewellery with both of your initials engraved on it.

for his birthday, surprise surprise, he wants to stay in. you take care of his whole schedule to make sure there are no phone calls or meetings or last minute grocery trips. he can just spend the day relaxing in bed or in the garden. you wake him up by putting on his favourite record.

you make his birthday cake together, some old people flavour like pound cake or carrot cake. you decorate in with all his favourite colours and make it look all cutesy. you have it for dessert for the next couple nights and if he ever goes out you pack it in a little lunch for him.

ringo starr

he definitely offers you some birthday oral. i hope you don't have any morning plans because the first few hours of your day is just you cumming in his mouth.

he goes all out on plans. he loves cheesy displays of affection so much. he leaves a trail of rose petals from your bedroom out to the living room and your gifts are arranged into the shape of a loveheart on the coffee table.

he'll take you out to the countryside for a secluded dinner, with all your favourite food. he hires a planner to make sure everything is perfect. he loves making you happy and he'll do everything he can to see you smile.

for his birthday, you take him to one of those cinemas that does a dinner with the movie and you bribe the workers to play his favourite movie.

#the beatles x reader #john lennon x reader #paul mccartney x reader #ringo starr x reader #george harrison x reader

thedissenters

John Lennon at the ABC Cinema in Hull, England | 16 October 1964

help! george harrison hc's

i saw the comment..

this george is dedicated to defending the people he loves more than anything, especially you. any potential killer cult members get a glare at least and at most a full on beatdown, but only if he deems it absolutely necessary. he doesn't like causing scenes but he throws caution to the wind when he thinks you're at risk.

similarly, he lets his more possessive tendancies out during the whole cult/mad scientist/album recording business just because it makes him feel safer. having you hold his hand in public, not letting you talk to strangers unless he's by your side, no late night walks or early morning jogs on your own. he cools down after a while but sometimes he needs that little reassurance that he can protect you.

he used to take you out to this quaint little restaurant for dinner every week but because it's not the safest to be out in the open, especially not at restaurants, unless you want to eat some glasses. so instead he gets takeout delivered and have a nice night in, albeit not as private as you may like. if george is really hounding for some alone time with you, he'll sneak you into the house after the others are asleep and you'll whisper intimate nothings to each other until dawn when you'll have to sneak out again like teenagers. the fight for these little privacies definitely makes you both more grateful for the time you get to spend together.

#george harrison x reader #the beatles x reader

i know none of you read these but if you're checking to see if i've posted any content you'll have to wait a little longer sorry. i've been working on the next couple chapters of got to get you into my life (gtgyml)

#diara's diary *ೃ༄

javelinbk

John Lennon and Wilfred Brambell in A Hard Day’s Night (1964)

help! ringo starr hc's

ringo is so puppy-coded in this movie ong. spoilers for help but honestly it's not that serious, the visuals are amazeballs tho.

he's definitely way too clumsy and doesn't have a very good sense of his surroundings. it's probably worst in the house because of the obvious hazards. he's fallen into john's conversation pit bed and nearly knocked out a tooth too many times.

after the ring gets stuck on him, he will start telling you how much he loves every time he remembers. he's very scared that he'll die without you knowing how much you mean to him. he cries when it falls off because he's so happy that he won't have to lose you.

he sleeps over at your place constantly just for the privacy. don't get me wrong, sharing a house with the boys is fun and all but no one is having sex in that ridiculous place unless it's a crazy orgy between the beatles and paul's gardener. he has pretty much half of his stuff at your place anyway, so it's like a second home situation.

because of how ridiculous, and lax, the recording sessions are, you're allowed to sit in on most of them. he does play things up a bit more when you're around just to entertain you, which gets on brian's nerves, he's still a compentent drummer but making you smile comes before staying in time for him.

the travel is insane, especially since he's trying to evade like three different elaborate groups trying to either kill him or cut off his hand. there's nothing like beep beeps in the bahamas or skiing in the alps while getting bombed. it's nice to change the scenery so much but you're very grateful to be back in england when it's over.

after the events of the film, he gets you to open all his fan mail for him and will not let you touch any jewellry that he gets sent unless it's sent to a local scientist first.

#ringo starr x reader

thebeatles-world

I will always love the Beatles until the day I die. I would be in my 80s and listening to “Girl.” By The Beatles in my room at the nursing home and still be madly in love with all of them.

japage3moondog

yes!!! i'm sick of pretending they aren't all dreamboats

Hi again! Can you make post-beatles!ringo and reader headcanons? I just want to hug him

hii doilies!!! so nice to hear from you again, i hope you enjoy these headcanons :)) ugh that pda one kinda contradicts with some of my past hc's but i love it so much just forget all past headcanons.

ringo's method of dealing with the breakup is busying himself with bigger projects. his next solo album, films, interviews, whatever he can do to fill the massive whole in his schedule (and his heart). you motivate him to slow down and sit with his feelings but he doesn't always want to feel the things he needs to. the time he spends with you, much like before the breakup, is often the only time he has a break. except this time it's because he won't allow himself any more.

you are very tempted to organise an intervention because you really don't want him to burn out but eventually he does come around and just settle in to a more chill lifestyle. he sets up a home studio so he doesn't need to go out as much. he does as much business from home as he possibly can.

he still loves talking to paul and george and john but he's spent so much time with them, he's a bit sick of it. sometimes he wakes up, expecting to see them sleeping in the next bed over. he loves being able to have space with them. he still calls them every now and again and has them over for dinner but he wants to some space, especially right after the breakup.

anything he can have you accompany him to, you're there by his side and if he can't, he'll do everything in his power to fight for you to be there. during his time in the band, especially early on, he didn't have the power to bring his significant other with him to events and he indulges this power frequently. especially since he doesn't have a lot of time to be one-on-one with you, he wants you by his side as much as humanly possible.

post-beatles! ringo can't really believe that he's in charge of his public image and he can have a public relationship and call the shots on his own schedule. so if you're in public he'll look around before he kisses you or hold your hand but then let go straight away out of force of habit. he's very used to being chaparoned so while he's still his flirty self, it takes him a while to break out of the 'do not be raunchy in public' and realise that it's his life now not ringo starr of the beatles' life.

unlike george who wants things quiet, ringo wants things to be very loud and never wants to slow down. that means there's always a record on when he's home, or the tv on in the background. the electricity bill is probably atrocious.

#ringo starr x reader

Omgg based off your last headcanons, could you write a ringo x virgin reader?

thanks for the ask anon! i'm insinuating that you meant non-virgin ringo with a virgin reader.

the suave gentleman he is, ringo takes you to a restaurant beforehand for a nice dinner, minus any alcohol because consent cannot be given when inebreiated. he pulls the seat out for you, holds open the car door, intent on providing that ideallic, super romantically cheesy experience for you.

he insists your first time be on a bed (his bed), where both of you can be comfortable and intimate with each other in an inclosed space. ignore the help! lore. as impulsive as his libido may make him, he's a real romantic and definitely does not want to be interupted during your first time.

i don't think he's had a whole lot of virgins but he definitely has the whole thing down. he gives you plenty of time to adjust to the feeling, preps you, showers you with affections and praise, the whole shebang. he lets you set the pace, no matter how much he wants to pin you down and fuck you as hard as he can. you use this to tease him, knowing he doesn't want to hurt you more than he wants to get off.

he loves drawing things out and making it last as long as reasonably possible. he kisses you slowly, his touches are agonising but passionate. he loves seeing you get desperate for him to go faster or give you more.

you will only ever see him take off his rings when he's about to finger you. he's very good at holding an even pace with his hands, thanks to drumming, though the motions aren't similar he's had plenty of practice with both. he likes being able to make you cum with just his fingers because it gives him a lot more control (and he can put them in to the knuckle). he'd probably keep going for so long, you'll have to remind him that he can have sex with you and he doesn't need to finger you like a teenager the whole night.

#ringo starr x reader

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