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jared ⚝ he/him

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Has science gone too far?

[didlo]

“hold on let me check the news-”

[marinaabramovicscreaming-deacti]

when ur friends start shit with u

[nicenewt-deactivated20150106]

doctors: why are all your bones broken me: totally gnarly kick flip doctors: fucking savage bro

[thecommonchick]

“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" 

[100wizard]

[5y]

today in class (totally real)

most popualr hot girl BITCH in the whole class: “oh my GOSH mr smith u suck !! )):<<” most quiet nerdy kid in hte class;;; “alsmot as much as u succ on th weekdnes u WHORE!!!” w hole calss: stands up and apaplauds…,,

thank u very mcu h for listening to this very real and true story

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

this is so fake who are you fooling?

[5y]

uhuhujjm sweaty (((: u should check ur facts before ttryinhg to come for me ((((: docotr who fandoms grabb ur tardis sherlock grab ur sociopaths supernatueral gerab ur overused plotlines (((: u hsave NO idea who you’re messing with here sweaty (((:

[weloveshortvideos]

Insane BMX trick

[mindtheglass]

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 

[one-handsome-devil]

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

[rejextion]

[husssel]

*crying*

[transtarks]

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

[transtarks]

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

America has spoken

[stuffletsbetherapist]

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[solluxs-deactivated20130219]

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that