[jaredplaysdrums]

@taylorsearsphotos is my current fav person with a camera 🫡 #videosattheend #crampedspaces #claustrophobia #notactually #guyinthekitchen #hadlimeseverywhere #dojacat #dj #glorydays #subterranean #notthefood #👅 #billybobeyeball #billieeyelash #diditellyouwhathappenedlastnight #foofighters #thepretender #mightfuckaroundandchangemyprofilepic #firsttimeinyears #firsttimehomebuyer #notactually #firsttimeplayingfullsetwithgoggleson #scaredformylife #tayloriswonderful (at Subterranean) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc-wjRYOuBU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jaredplaysdrums]

Bro I used to never be able to button this jacket up all the way, that’s real neat. Click the link in my bio if you wanna be friends. As usual swipe for a disaster. #wishartist #now #mediocre #drummer #whyherunningthewrongway #alien #whentheshamrockshakebussin #glorydays #newsong #brucespringsteen #poppunk #popsmoke #2likesandillgetanosering (at Shamrock Shuffle) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQnbH0OTG0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jaredplaysdrums]

Once upon a time I was an artist and you are legally not allowed to judge the iPod touch on the ground #birds #frickenlovebirds #notreally #exceptpenguins #whywassheahater #formyamountoflines #dontdiscriminate #wack #5thgrade #artist #pov #mycatisusingyoutoscratchhisface (at Van Gogh Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZnyk1LNBwh/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jaredplaysdrums]

A vertedero de fotos if you will #butthereisavideo #iwouldtakeabulletformydog #idkaboutmycat #hesrude #feliznewyear #happycrimis #ihavestrep #gobulls https://www.instagram.com/p/CYQDywetUGd/?utm_medium=tumblr

[guerrillatech]

[jaredplaysdrums]

[jaredplaysdrums]

Wash Your Hands & Don’t Be Racist also hoping Duolingo is treating me right in the second slide #ifyouthinkiknowhowtoselfie #yourewrong #masamorporfavor (at Mas Amor por favor) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTsuyRuLjv3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jaredplaysdrums]

More 10 second videos of me doing things for a music video and a handsome surprise at the end #perfectlycutscreams #idontthinkthisisbeingused #butthatsokay #borfy (at What's Poppin') https://www.instagram.com/p/CSKnRZjrNye/?utm_medium=tumblr

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[sirfrogsworth]

[jaredplaysdrums]

[jaredplaysdrums]

Everybody tell Murphy how nice his smile is with his new headshots #alfalfalookinass #eggsofinstagram #livemoose (at Cow Town) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaNSBWrRzX/?igshid=1nm62fo49lv94

[jaredplaysdrums]

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Shoutout to the elderly women that put the 1st microchip in my arm and complimented my dog shirt today #lookatthepieceofdrool...

[everythingfox]

Baby bears

(via)

[jaredplaysdrums]

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Anybody else’s dog try to eat soap https://www.instagram.com/p/CMBThnFDpRM/?igshid=17s1d9p5tq5yt

[jaredplaysdrums]

my neck still hurts nearly 48 hours later but video #2 is done baybee (at A Garage) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLCeW3yrmPy/?igshid=nbcpvjix5i6l

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

[wylvnhendriks]

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[humansmakemyassitch]

She looks like one of those sweet elders that touch the heart of your inner child just by being around you.