Darth Cabbage

Go big, or go home!

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[darthcabbage]

A commission I got from th3gadfly over on Bluesky of my OC Tasha Khelana, that I am using for my fiend sonofdysonsphere's NIKKE campaign that he made/is running.

Tasha was in an extended sensory deprivation experiment with Missilis Industry for years(?) before being let out to fend for herself, where she spent the next few months just working at a small movie theaters' concession stand, and watching as many films as she could get her hands on. Until she stumbled upon this campaigns plot of Kiruin, and it's dropout commander Marcus. Also in the squad is a "sister of the Adepta Sororitas", a kleptomaniac sniper with ties to the seedy underbelly of the ARK(I think?), and a pyrotechnics obsessed circus clown.

Tasha herself has separation anxiety, and zero sense of personal space, while trying to be friends with everyone, and acts as the teams support/healer.

[fishing-princess]

Gyrados gijinka that’s a gyaru… Gyarudos…

[ubercharge]

gyarudos.

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[catchymemes]

[anonpolls]

Do you drink tea?

Yes unsweet

Yes sweet

Yes flavored

Yes plain

No

No, what are you, british?

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Voting ended onJul 21

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[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[fireflysummers]

My friend's been getting me to watch episodes of Game Changer, and I think Sam Reich might be some kind of Fae Trickster, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is trying to prove that fact with the same energy as Dib from Invader Zim.

[kawaiisquishybunny]

[rabbitfolly]

The shop has been updated! And US shipping is finally back! (for orders up to $100 USD)

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[kyra45]

“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam

[darthcabbage]

A commission I got of my OC Tasha from the artist The Manga Professor.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have a hobby that's expensive as fuck

yes

no

all of them

absolutely 0!!!!

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Voting ended onJun 30