Haha, and then what? ;)

he/him, 33

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[littlebeetlebro]

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[weantuniverse]

[peacozy]

Me coming home from work knowing I have to wake up and do it all again

[vintagewildlife]

Baby platypus By: Unknown photographer From: Disney's Wonderful World of Knowledge 1971

[nocontextfuturama]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Hey Hector

(via)

[depsidase]

[thesassyducks]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🤚 tapas.io/episode/1731521

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[liquor]

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

[fatherharlot]

[funnytwittertweets]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

[turnways]

[radiobarf]

Gay Bowser and Accident prone Luigi, the ship of the century.

(Really jazzed to see how the movie is looking so far)