Allison Chanes

Somebody please ask me about Mt St Helens

[necrowyrm]

[pornogratastrophe]

it sucks that "hell is a teenage girl" came from jennifers body because that movie is awesome but everyone who uses the tag #hell is a teenage girl is annoying as fuccckkkk

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[partlysmith]

[drcuriousvii]

now the healing can begin.

[pornochrist]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[scorebug]

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[deanky]

(Rude school bully voice) LOL aren’t you that guy who listens to music?

[kissmarkmakesmesmile]

This property is a 1960 era Atlas E Missile Site that has been converted into a self-sufficient home.

[ominous-signs]

This one was taken by my coworker on the way to get lunch

Other coworker: "When I drove by it just said M."

[internethistory]

[psygull]

harried and disheveled man pushing his way through a dense crowd while looking over his shoulders like he's being followed. you manage to catch a glimpse of his phone screen and he's frantically googling "howmany doobie brothers are there"

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood