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Yo Whats Good in the neighborhood. Its JarTheRacecar

[nurinesyazwani-deactivated20160]

#PrayForAll #PrayForPeace #PrayForTheWorld #PrayFor

[barebackinq]

Buys this shirt

[fucktraplord]

There’s my all time favorite

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IDK WHAT IM DOING ON HERE

I joined because I heard tumblr girls freaks

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[fucktraplord]

Shelter? My nigga I’m kicking my dad out the house and welcoming this young lad. I’ll serve this nigga some nice warm enchiladas while I play some bachata music in case he’s a little home sick. For 10million he can fuck my girl while I sit there and cheer her on . That’s the spirit Amber! Suck his balls make sure you lick the cum too! On afternoons we can ride my camel to the amusement park and throw rocks at old white people. I’ll play this nigga in 2k and let him beat me on purpose. Money talks Bruh. EL CHAPO WONT YOU COME MY WAYYY.

[moonemojii]

[best-of-memes]

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[confused-yet-amused-deactivated]

damn

[bluehope2013]

DANG

[kingofhearts709]

This is still one of my favorite stories

[corgiaddict]

[acutelesbian]

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

[amusementforme]

one of the greatest scenes in tv history. and all in 60 seconds.

[premiumpepes]

this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again

[prejaculate]

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

[confirmance]

[nbagifstory]

[nbagifstory]

Dirk Nowitzki, Don Nelson, and Steve Nash — Dallas Mavericks

[legalmexican]

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

[back-that-sass-up]

tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY